Judge — November 10, 1888 — page 10: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

SUCCESSFUL DEFEAT. Mr. PREETERS: “spectable, deed dey is, sah.” SENTENCES PASSED BY THE JUDGE. Love is as constant as the sun, ‘The fact that the object of its rays frequently changes is a matter of minor consideration, It is possible for a slight difference in the use of epithets and adjectives to be very trying to the sacred bond of friendship. ‘The sooner 6ne makes up his mind to give full value for every- thing received, the fewer disappointments will he be subjected to. One half of the world languishes from famine, while the other half sickens by ‘Thus is an eternal balance maintained. How exceedingly fortunate that the powers that be pursue their eternal purpose without the possibility of detention or interruption! Suppose there were such a thing asa literal answer to every indi- vidual prayer. What a kind of world this would be? ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD. Mrs Otncoto- T met town? Mrs, Ketrieras—" 1 sce nothi OLncoLy—" But the ui “* T shall never speak to her again as long as I live. to-day and she said point blank, * Why, when did you get t0 out of the way about that.” like thing put the accent on THE COMING AMERICAN. Father —* My son, | learn that you are behind in your studies, 1 fear you are wasting your oppor- tunities. Most of the men of this country who have become gi joyed few of the advantages you possess. Do you realize that if you are earnest and diligent you may some day become president ?” Son—"Yes, sir; but" — Father —* But what? Have you no ambition? Son— put I have not wasted the time taken from my books, I have been practising until beet ail T have got the drop curve down fine verpiece of enough to fool a fish-net; and ['d one of the great French rather be the pitcher of a winning — Painters. She stood in the soft gloi “Charming! entrancing! base-ball team than president of perfectly wae rues it "— and here the United States with a privilege — mured; of two renew: her ye fell to the gilded tablet bottom of the e; what of It is the Bohemian artist who always brushes reason aside. *Whad! dem han's go fer t’ steal chick'ns? Nossir; dey’s too Ma. PREETERS (as the granger toalks off)—"* Hi dar! ‘spec’ I'se gwine ter lose yo" aftah all dat lyin’ 2?" OLD CHOCOLATE’S PHILOSOPHY. Bad luck am a spur toe de man ob grit De tief am sellum hungry an’ De evil in a man makes ‘im s'pi lum happy. ious ob oddahs, Dar’s many a lie dat seems mo’ re’son’ble en de truf. Let eberybody boss de job an’ bit ull be all talk an’ no wuck. tt plenty ob little fish toe eat de big fish nebbab’d lib. Bravery am a pleasant t'ing toe heah ob; but yo" bettah dodge dan git hit. llus “track Ef dar w Ef big Ungs didn’ feed an elephant. de mos’ notice de circus man nebbah'd De ‘dustrious fahmah watches de weddah, w'ile de lazy one’s crops ah offen spilt by de rain. Wen yo" me yo" back ull be to’d a rascal face toe face, jis’ ‘membah dat w'en yo" pass on im. - Doan’ meddle ez yo" yo. Ef de travlah stops toe kick ebery stone in de highway he am soon toc lame toe puceed. Wen yo" nabah loses a pig hit ah bes’ fo" yo" toe reckleck dat yo" a’n’t et pig in so long dat yo" dun fawgot how hit tases. W’'en a base-ball playah am cheered ez loud ez de guv'nah ob a state, hit makes yo" tink de mahkit am glutted wiv hurrahs, an’ dat dey're gwine dirt cheap. Jo6, waupaon, comicbooks.com