Judge — October 20, 1888 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Proudfit republished from the Graphic—for which every promi nent writer in the country has written—and the Centu Magazti The book is entitled ‘* Mask and Domino, and is from the press of Porter & Coatesof Philadelphia. ‘There is much good thought and fancy in the book, and the garb they wear is unmistakably conferred upon them by an artist in verse. CATARRH CURED, A clergyman, after years of suffering from that loathsome iscase, Catarth, and vainly teying every known remedy, at last found a recipe which completely cured and saved him fro death. Any sufferer from this dreadful disease sending a self- addressed stamped envelope to Prof, J. A. Lawrence, 88 Warren St, New York City, will receive the recipe free of charge. 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