Judge — September 22, 1888 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE HUM OF THE COURT. A DAILY PAPER says Freddie Gebhard’s brain is affected. Good ! Where did he get it ? yracious THE SUMMER GIRL has had her ast ocean bath, It way the last rose of summer when she emerged from the sare WHEN B. LOCKWOOD has her picture taken she looks as if she were trying a criminal case and-God-help-the-prisoner-at-the-bar- of-judgment THE PALIT CURE is said to make tiv bite for the unluckiesttisher- man, but we shall not know exactly about it until it is shown how big his lies are. A RACINE GIRL dismissed her sweetheart at 9 o'clock of a moon. light evening, and the very next morning she tried to get out of bed and broke her neck, JEFFERSON DAVIS is eighty years old, but he says that “eighty- cight doesn’t find him too aged to do his utmost for the lost cause and Grover Cleveland, ASEFFORT is being made by the Grupiic tw bring Blaine and Carlisle together on the stump. ‘There ought to be a society for the prevention of eruelty to Carlisle. AN ADMIRER of the late Mr. Crowley says that great and good baboon has climbed the golden stair, and we must say he was especiaily fitted for the business RETALIATION —Miss. Coffin going around getting herself insulted and pounding the heads of gentlemen till heads and her umbrella are reduced to smithereens. COLONEL LAMONT, according to the But rpress, is the keeper of the king’s conscience. What a lie that is! ‘There hasn't been uch a thing as a conscience in the white house these several years OES civileservice reform mean the contribution of $10,000. by the president of the United States to the Democratic corruption fund ? It isa little question that ought to have made some portion of the letter of accept HE EXISTING American novel is a huge effort to be passionate without regard to deceney—or rather detail, It is very sad. to have an American Zola with all the passion and none of the ability of the French gentleman of that name. [PIS NOT true, as stated, that elva Lockwood is pretty it isa eam- paign lie; but what gallant man would say so as long as he had the untaxed privilege of kissing an iron gate of a frosty morning? The world is wide, and we must never be captious enough to overlook that ine evitable other opportun siELE . ane ent LYLTU BAL AT THE GARRISONVILLE POULTRY SHOW. CHAIRMAN OF AWAKE COMMITTER=" Whadjer ib dat chick d’ fust prize fer? He's all done run ter laigs 1” Mrmr of comrne—* fram «coon thiefs bout Thanksgibin SPEEDING THE PARTING GUEST. Mrs. Conninewett. (eho has been visiting the farm all staunmer)—" We must yo to-morrow, uncle Uxcue Savekook—" Waeal, Pm mighty glad you're goin’ ter leave th house.” Ms. Coxsivewrt Why-y.y, uncle! time, when th’ children got [J MBRELLAS to the number of 13.000 were left in the British railway carriages last year. Easy come easy go; but what a nation thieves that British nation is! OHN SULLIVAN is said to be still in the ring: but he is certainly making every effort to knock himself out of it, and that will be the only victory of which he is capable now, NCE A WOMAN kindly refused to load her husband down with errands and bundles as he left her in the morning, and now she has pair of beautiful mottled wings and is sweetly singing with the angels. PF OWAS at first thought that Mr, Cleveland would take Canada before he had _a place to put it in, but it is now thought that he is build ing a coop in the back yard, After all, Mr, Cleveland is a prudent, far- seeing man A MILITIA OFFICER in Canada wants to capture Detroit and will not be happy until he gets i avarice of some people is amaz- ing. There, ‘for instance, was that of th Fenians, who wanted to capture the whe of Canada, and frightened. its vietim half to death too prematurely several years ago. HE Eeendng Sun says the probibitionists are very husky this fall. Well, that is appropriate to the season. ‘There have been so many startling things that even the corn TAMIR. they ignore has been very much shucked. [PIS THOUGHT by the Norristown Herald that Cleveland wobbles—that he would vote “For ino the morning and * Against” in the evening. This is campaign injustice of the grossest kind. Wouldn't he balance things by bolting both at the mid- day meal—say! MES. SHAW, the whistler, deeply resets that she didn’t whistle before the queen. It is sad indeed ; and yet her majesty raised the wind, years before the gentle Alice was born, so effectively that she can do her own whistling, and to the great expansion of her check and pocket-book alike NA RCH for Democrats in a northern manufacturing town a man of that kind and embraced him with both his arms. "Yes." said the discovered brother. Tam a Democrat-and have fought with Sam Randall for twenty years.” Then the searcher went out and shot himself, and the 's jes! it, conned, das jes’ it, Fink how useful he'll be fer ter git away free-trade cock crowed three times with hoarse voice. comicbooks.com