Judge — September 22, 1888 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK Mresident Wot. Aen tnt Departuvent Editor 1M. Gaves TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS One copy. sit months, oF 26 numbers One copy, for ty week Single copies. to cents each - FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS 1 ountr atl for Tue Juoce Pustisninc Company (lorrrx Park Row, New York HbENG), C4 We guarantee advertisers a lar American satirical paper published. The Suinsn is for bale at Breatane's, 07 trentation at cheaper rates than any other Lopera l NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS. paper has a right 10 repe itieal cartoons of the JuncE, which are enpy righted and not for sale. ‘The ject itself fm this matter, and all publications fat Fespecting its copyright will be prosecuted. THE CAMPAIGN JUDGE, $1.00. Special Rates for Campaign Subscribers. Prom October 1st to December agth Thirteen Weeks $1.00. Every earnest, wide-awake Republican should have the Juocr asa weekly visitor our ing the coming campaign. The Ju ne of the mest effective camp in the countey, Tt will furnish a. picts n fact. of the live this country has ever witnessed. Prom October ist until December soth each issue of the Jeoce will sparkle with sound, aggressive Republicanism, — During this peried of thirteen weeks the publishers will send the paper post ymid for Stn All subncriptions to the Cas rates Junow ate strictly payable in advance papers political battle ISiING COMPANY, 98 Park row, New Vork, E SUSPECT that Maine is very largely Republican stands by Harrison and James G. Blaine HE TARIFF is a tax—a very h of your uncle ‘Thurman. ONES'S MUSTACHE: is not quite as long and fierce as it was; but he will still pay the freight if he can raise the funds © STILL LOOK for Grover's federal offic but there is cial atmosphere. nd that she By the way, whoop! tax on the strength and patience letter to Is not to meddle with poli- nod deal of fog in the offi- NGLISH TALK —* Don't Grover Cleveland says before election. all right chosen in November we'll be all right too.” IGH LICENSE is protection, prohibition is possible what He If he is you mind wants to be elected and he’ No such thing and a vote for prohibition is a vote for no license at all. THE OD O* hand it is hoped that Canada will not ¢ the United States, and on the other hand it is hoped that Brigadier-general Cleveland will not capture Canada just yet. WHEN OUR CHAUNCEY came everybody threw his hat in the air, and everybody else caught it on the fly and pat it on his own head implicitly in the regardless of size, shape, or previous conditions of its servitude HE BOULANGER of American politics is ( hides himself about as effectively; but he eneral Cleveland, and he whides: the Democratic party with more success and hopes to do the same before election for our neighbor over the border. WHAT A GREAT mistake it was that Crosby high He had the liquor vote anyhow, ats so opposed to free whisky that they occasionally startle themselves by getting sober, Governor Hill vetoed the license bill—what a great, great mistake ! and there are lots of Demoet HERE IS TALK of the resignation of Secretary Bayard, if we remem- ber correctly the gentleman's name; and Secretary Whitney says. Ae Wants to get out of the cabinet because he is tired of official life and wants As to Attorney-general Garland, he will probably re- main, to quote an old but very forcible remark, until the last dog is to make money. hung. LETTER in the Sux shows that prohibition in Maine does not pro- hibit, and that in fact worse rum is sold, and more of it sold, and the penitentiaries and lunatic asylums of Maine are more crowded than ever before. But the prohibitionist doesn’t care for that. What he wants is, not to destroy the rum power, but to beat the Republican party. A GLANCE BACK. 861 the Kepublican party believed dvantages of free wool, but it was of the above variety THE THERE is nothing All that it says has been said in every Democratic newspaper and by Judge Thurman times. S WAY HE ACCEPTS. new in Grover’s letter of acceptance thousand Democratic newspapers claim ghat at is an argument for protection; but, as Henry George says, the president is a free-trader. su that can't be possible. Perhaps it is an argument to show that protection now is necessary to free trade by-and-bye, or in other words that common sense and good living in this world are ne essary to a fine residence among the celestial mansions ; isa fine nd that indeed compliment for it But the letter, thou structions to federal office: What an omission that is it speaks for civil-serviee reform, has no ine ders to refrain from politics, Dear, dear! OUR ABRAM. BRAM S. HEWITT says in effect of a civil official within his control He a right to remove him, and Vil do it the whe has refused te support him, * has a right to vote as he rst cl What a Democrat our mayor is. to be sure! He will influence n his choice of a candidate, but he will cut the man’s head off if” he doesn’t vote as suits his honor, Old Tom Benton used to sa was such a thing as being too infernally Demoeratie, and in sa hit our mayor right on the head, pleases; but | have ance I yet no man y there git he FOLGER AND HILL. THERE 1S NO doubt that Cleveland opposed the renomination of jovernor Hill, He isn't meddling with any- local political nature, but he has the impression that only one man is able to run the Democratic party this year, and Hill Aas had his little national bition. But doubtless he remembered. Folger, who was a very amiable man, and by the way who, considerably unlike Hill, has been in his grave some y nd perhaps wisely. thing of m- cars INFANT GRACES. AS an outsider, we should say Will yn R. had better haul in nd pull in his cloven hoof. If a man can’t make a better show in opposition to a Democratic favorite th profit him to use the hoof as the means to kick himself to death, ‘There is a prevalent impres- sion that the great Peruvian could be used lently for the guano of that kind, and Ferdinand Ward has the The four Graces who ran the anti-Hill meeting at Cooper Union had all the facts and figures necessary to their success; but they handled them like four boys who had never been to school. The JUDGE has great honor among thieves, but some thieves have the gift of common sense. Grace, Ivins, Peckham and company had better put on their pinafores and get themselves in position to be whipped back to the fall instruction, FOUR SPEARIN that his horns in he has made it would xcel- ures, to prove it, never believed that there was any THE MISFORTUNE HEN OF NATIONAL W Republican speakers in the presidential campaign of 1884 pre- dicted financial deme on from Democratic success, the pro- phesy was based on the annouaced purpose of that party to initiate again methods that our historic experience had shown to be destructive. ‘The shrewdness of the new secretary of the treasury in keeping the financial ship on the tried Republican track and guiding it by the Republi- can chart, instead of projecting it on the new « h hidden rocks laid out by southern aavig country from wreck. Mr. Manning to know that a change was not improvement. It is. the legacy manship and finance, funcs and protection, passed over by a Republican admi to its successor, that has so far saved the people from panic 1 industrial bankrupte ‘ow, the Democracy being well settled in the pilot house and confi- dent of its grip on the wheel, proposes to try the channels strewn with old wrecks over the reefs the excitement of novelty world as an audience, the semi-Democratic confederate crew: (lying at its fore the English jack and the red bandana) way rry the craft WEALTH. ize ite snariing w urs, saved both the administration and and his successor were wise enough of states- istratic _ trusting that Cleveland destiny or daring will carry it safely To steer by the old ways of safety and success would lack ind hazard. With the whole country, with the comicbooks.com