Judge — September 22, 1888 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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390 A MILLION BOXES A YEAR. BRANDRETH the Blood, stimulate strengthen the Kidneys, regulate the Bowels. They were introduced in the United States in 1835. Since that time over fiftymillion of boxes of BRANDRETH’S PILLS have been consumed. This, together with thousands of convincing testimonials from all parts | of the world, is positive evidence of | their value. BRANDRETH’S purely vegetable, absolutely harm- | less, and safe to take at any time. Sold in every drug and medicine store, cither plain or sugar-coated. “(yy STAR FLASH TORCH FOR CAMPAION CLUBS. Can be attached to any torch. The most ‘attractive of any thing ever offered. PILLS purify | the Liver, PILLS are Special pricesto el forour Campaien A. G. SPALDING 3 & BROS 108 Madieon te | BLL Frond Remington STANDARD Typewriter. SPE! Cinciynart, July as, "88. CONTESTS, st speed on legal work, Ss corresponde Tegal testimony and silver med. id pricent WYCKOFF, SEAMANS & BENEDICT, 327 Broadway, N. Y. (Gino eat INDIA PALE Nend for virewlar | sires to present to her the" JUDGE CHICAGO AHEAD. It was an old chestnut rowsted over on a new There were only six or eight of us in the parlor car, it was plain to us that the lady from Chicag 1c from Boston hostile feeling towards each | other, 1 suppone it was because the lady from Chicago | had the largest diamond ear-rings, or because the lady | from Boston had the most fashionable hat. By-and-bye the Boston lady leaned over and politely inquired ** Are you from the west ? es'm—Chica; “Chicago? Chicago? the name.” And you are from the east ?" queried Chicago. Yes'm—Boston.” Chicago reflected a moment as if to refresh ber memory, and then rang the bell for the porter. When he came she slowly said **Po.tah, ask the conduct-tah want to find a place called Haws-ton And by a non-partisan vote of four to two it was de- cided that Chicago was one.—Detroit Free Pres e has a map. 1 The advantages of advertising could not be better illustrated than in the case of Mr. W Douglas, of Hrockton, Mass., manu rer of the celebrated W. | Douglas "83.00 Shoe. About four years ago the 5. K Niles Newspaper Advertising Agency of Boston placed for Me, Douglas an advertisement po f England States. Since that time Mr. 1 lily increased his advertising as his business | prospered, and the returns have been so gratifying that he has recently placed, through Mr. Niles, his advertise- ment in over S000 newspapers, covering every section of Maine to California, THE WANDERER'S RETURN. ‘Twenty He hid the can beneath a stone, directed his course to the nearest wharf, shipped as a’ cabin-boy and went to sea, Vears went by and he was given up fo But he wasn’t dead ; he was amassing vast we com. mon thing, by the way, with sailors. ‘The other day h returned, found the can where he hid it, procured a pin of milk, and going to his boyhood's home entered and said * Father and mother, here’s your milk.” He was given a warm welcome, but he noticed that there was a change in his parents’ appearance; they had not the old familiar look, He questioned them and ex- planations followed, through which, though they were still his parents, the change in their appearance was ac- counted for. Shortly after his departure from home his | father died and his mother married again; then his wother died and his new father married again. ‘Thus his return he found the old home as he left it, the only difference being that he had a new father “and mother. Verily, truth is stranger than fiction, — Aeston Courier In this issue there is a handsome picture descriptive of the present condition of affairs in the political world, ing in the most striking manner that, h the politicians are fighting amongst them- et the winning ticket for 1888 in the musical world is the Sohmer piano. In the front of the picture is Columbia being most courteously received by Mr. Hugo Sohmer, who de- Sohmer™ piano, side of Mr. Sohmer ina group are Josef Kuder on the left, Mr. Charles Fahr in the centre and Mr. Georg Reichmann at the right, rejoicing over the recognition of the instrument's merits on the part of Columbia rep- resenting the people of the United States. Above this is a banner waving the words "* Sohmer & In the background one sees the Capitol with masses of stn gling politicians surrounding Cleveland, Thurman, U. | rison and Morton, But in one thing they all agree, that is, the high | position and standing of the celebrated Sohmer piano. Few Lowell Citizen. Crosse & Blackwells FRESH FRUIT JAMS, Hace ftom Eaelish Fresh Fruits IN THE UNITED STATES. Seems to me I have heard | By the] editors ever refuse to puff a good. cigar. — CLEAN HANDS | For every one, no matter what the occupation, by u: BAILEY S RUBBER TOILET... BRUSH | Sarre FOR Removes everything, simply by using wap and water Never becomes foul and never irritates the skia. PRICE List, Railey's Rubber Rath and Flesh Brush. | Bailey's Toilet Brush. Railey's Hand Brush (size jx1134 19.) Bailey's Blacking Dauber Bailey's sive Brush Railey's Tooth Brush, Bailey's Tooth Brush, | Send us postal note and we will f | prepaid upon receipt of price, For GC. J. 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