Judge — September 15, 1888 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE OBSERVED BY OLD CHOCOLATE. Yo" can't expec’ toe git de wheat befo’ yo" blow de chaff ; Yo" gottah shed a teal uh two befo" yo" who a laugh. Hit takes a month ob shiny days toe make a onion stalk ; An’ men doan’ drop we bus'ness tweil dey’s had a heap ob talk, De chile dat wants toe stan’ uprizht befo’ hit Tatas toe creep Mus’ take de bumps an’ resk de thumps an’ roll ring an’ baafs roun’ twell hand, ef he gits fru at A bridge wah made toe go actoss, an’ w'en a lad dah's foun’ h toe reach de top, jis’ take hit roun’ by 0" mose erlong, an’ dough de sun toe beat de man w'at's cut across de Jo A WALDRON. AT THE RIDING ACADEMY. Smith—" What kind of a mount have you?” Jenkins — Very poor one; retired car-horse, | think; he stops every time the bell ring ELEMENTARY ANGEL. Fond aunt— Dei aarley! How [miss his playing these Sun- ' day evenings after tea, But what lovely music he must be making with the celestial chorus! Uncle (a civileservice reformer) —" Pshaw! You don't suppose Gabriel would let hin lead the orchestra at once, do you? He's probably banging the cymbals or something of that sort, . THE RULING HABIT STRONG IN DEATH. A-photographer had been called to take the portrait of a person who had just died. Having arranged the camera to his liking, and hidden his features under the regulatior piece of black muslin, he forgot, for the moment, that he was not in his own gallery with a living subject before him and called out: “Now, don’t move, please, and look pleasant.” HOW IT WOULD ADVERTISE HER! Actress (looking out for some way to advertise herselfy—" Do you know anything extraordinary 1 can do to call the public’s attention to me?” Maid old person Nes; get married and live happily with your husband.” AP) PARATUS.” “What in the name of common sense, Jones, makes you go around with such a heap of cotton stuffed in your ears “Well, you see, the fact is that I dine out almost every evening, and the piano-forte is so much in vogue now after dinner that one has to be SELF-DEFENSIVE ADVICE. McPuret—"* Hav yez a match, Dinnis ?* CorRieas—" Oi how THE ROMANCE OF A SUMMER HOTEL. est—"' | knew they advertised a cool situation, but blamed if I expected Porter—'* Don’t chuck in much more, Jerry; she’s most full !" THEY AGE ). Robinson (referring to the machine)— Notice our new type-writer in the other room, Bagley?” Much more compact and elegant than the old one, 1 think Bagley (looking at something else)—" Ah, yes; she # a very thin little bod: LITTLE POINTERS. No two eyes can see everything. The sensible man is satisfied to live. The dun often gets tired out himself. We are easily encouraged in our follies, The work we like best seldom pays well. shoe feels easy when we have a corn. Capability runs a poor race with influ Itis only the unlucky who dream of misfortune. The man in search of a bargain often gets stuck Some men can steal a door-mat from under the watch-dog. It is. as good to be blind as to see only when it is too late. It is no use turning back after you get more than half \ It 1s as good to have a thing wear out as to get tired of It is easy to find a thing after we have stopped looking for it. ‘There's not a burglar in the house every time the dog barks. The man who feels he is doing us a favor is in no hurry to act. The unsuccessful man can always find some one to blame. It is hard for us to understand why we fail when others succeed. It is easier to get into the right church than into the right pew. The man who marries a poor girl often has the whole *Wull thin, light both inds o° thot cigyar so's it won't lasht so long !" family thrown in. An Lsrasus vo the | any, fc teach +. Lou (maha, in distri Bathi and old pressing which a comicbooks.com