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JUDGE PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. President, 2 + WJ. Awe Art Department Beexnaed Giiias: Edit. TM. Guecory TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITRD STATES AND CANADA, IN ADVANCE, ‘One copy, one year, or s2 numbers, . $4.00 yg One copy, six months, or 26 numbers, . 2.00 One copy: for 1; weeks, 6.” too Single copies, 1o cents each. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIO. alt for- ign countrics in the postal union, $5 @ year. Tue Jupce PusiisHina Company (Porter BuiLvinc), Park Row, New York a larger ciren finial paper published. tion at cheaper rates than any other o's, 17 Avenue de L'Opera, Paris. PROTECTION NUMBERS. We will issue within a short period a series of Protection numbers of the Juoce, show- ing the interests of the country that need protection. TO OUR MAIL SUBSCRIBERS. We regret that many Jupces sent to subscribers by mail are going astray. A little in- on has resulted in some surprising discoveries. The investigation will go further, I be followed by a system of our own for the distribution of the paper that will insure 4 perfect delivery regardless of the carelessness or dishonesty of the mail service. JUDGE'S YOUNG POLKS— IMPORTANT NOTICE. The Judge publishing company receives gaily Complaints that the Juder't Young Folks is not to be had at some-of the newsstands The company has made arrangements to have the Noung Polls placed on every news-siand in the country, and if persons who fail to fnd the publication will kindly send the address of the Uclinquent newsstand to this office they will confer an especial favor upon us, and incident- Silly upon themselves THE CAMPAIGN JUDGE, $1.00. Special Rates for Campaign Subs From August sth to November isth. Thirteen Weeks—§1.00. Every earnest, wide-awake Republican should have the Jubce as a weekly visitor dur- ing the coming ‘campaign. ‘The feoce will be one of the most effective campaign papers in the country. Tt will furnish a. pictorial history. ia fact,of the liveliest political battle this count has ‘ever witnessed,” From August sth unt November isth, each issue of the JUoce will Sparkle with sound, aggresive Republicanism, During this period of thirteen weeks the publish exe wifi send the paper post-paid for $1.00” Al Subscriptions to the Camraicn Jubce are strictly payable in advance. Tus Jvoce rvatisnine comrany, 38 Park row, New Vork. THE TARIFF QUESTION—That the Democrats want to do it but do not dare ; and the Republicans have the same desire but they can’t HE LAST MAN to jump the Brooklyn bridge was a man who was desperate because he could not win his girl. Now there is some sense in that man’s idiocy. BLIGHTED HOPE. KED SAILOR (tho has been in the water for hours)—"* N RIDDLEBERGER SAYS England-needs a third thrashing. Don't b impatient, Riddy. She'll get it in November. RANCES E. WILLARD distinctly favors the Republican party as the great temperance party; and in view of the hoarse Democr: hiccough against “ {ree whisky ” what a brave girl Frances is! #2 ¢-0 HERE WAS some objection on the part of George Jones to the hom: coming of James G. Blaine; but really there ought to be the pro- tection which gives a man the right to a few privileges in his own country THE .NEW CONFEDERACY. HE. civil war was'a great geographical educator. People north, and certainly people south, had no prior conception of the extent of the boundaries of the great contending states. The lines were drawn in red and dotted with battle marks. Rivers known only (or little known), even by name, became as household words. Newspapers of the day drew in sketchy lines of black places unheard of before, where the blue and the gray were struggling for or against the national life. The schooling was costly. The Kohinoor, placed at last in the diadem of liberty, had touches of blood mixed with its flashes of light. Again the Democracy, as is. its wont, purposes to painfully educate the people, The southern solidarity, de- feated in its attacks upon the national now resumes with hostility an onset on northern indus- tries. General Taylor (confederate) asserted that “the great mistake of the south was that when it had the power it had not first reduced the north to a defenceless condition by substantial free trade, and so rendered it powerless for attack or defence by undermining its great manufacturing industries.” ‘The glamour of an old party name is deluding. Mr. Cleveland is as clay in the hands of the potter, and is cast in the mould that made Buchanan the vain and superserviceable servant of shrewder and unscrupulous men. Re- garded by his users with a mixture of amusement and contempt, his egotism nevertheless leads him to stultify his early utterances against the dangers of an incumbent using his place for con- tinuance of power. It is the meager- ness of Democratic presidential ma- terial that coerces the party to accept, as against defeat, the lesser evil. A existence, covert THE JUDGE is the blank paper is ‘knocking us out. Can't it t bought ?— William H. Barnum. Alwa William. sand at any news-stand, Price ten cents. MB. CLEVELAND likes fishing, but he steers very clear of the Canadian grounds for some reason—perhaps because of the seclu- sion of the bait. cee ANNY DAVENPORT denies the report of her marriage—meaning, we suppose, the eighth, or perhaps the bi-centennial, or it may be merely the one that comes around once a year. HAUNCEY M. DEPEW will come in September; and if there are two orators greater than Chauncey and James Gillespie they, as Mr. Boyle of Ireland would remark, have yet to be born. HE HEIRESS is eloping with her coachman again. That kind of madness holds the reins over her always at this season; but she re- covers from it so speedily at times as to engineer the necessity for a fine fall funeral. political nightmare, even, is preferable to political death A voter will now have statements to criticise and lesscns to learn on the subject of political economy. National and international interests and ques- tions of taxation, direct or indirect, will be presented for consideration. In this contest it will not, as twenty-five years ago, be a mapping of the movements of deatly forces, but an equally fateful diagram of policy. : It is an old proverb, “Find out your enemy's wants and then choose the opposite.” English interest is unhesitating in the indorsement, and outspoken on the side of Democracy. Not necessarily enmity, but selfishness, The brethren would not kill Joseph, but to be rid of a rival preferred to sell him into servitude. European manufacturers fully under- stand the political see-saw, and know that as our industrial interests go down theirs rise in proportion. As soon as the Mills bill passed the house Scotch manufacturers of burlaps and hop-sacking (none being manufac- tured in this country) assuming that, as in the English house of commons, a majority vote was a finality, prematurely advanced the price of their pro- duct the amount to be taken off by the proposed reduction of the tariff It is well known that when the duty was taken off coffee the growers de- manded and received the difference. Coffee was not lowered in price ; the comicbooks.com