Judge — August 4, 1888 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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A sailor for sea, And a spinster for tea, A lawyer for talking, and a soldier for fighting ; A baby for noise, And a circus for boys, And a type-writer man to do autograph writing. ‘A banker for chink, ‘And a printer for ink, A leopard for spots, and a wafer for sticking ; ‘And a crack base-ball finger, ‘An opera singer, A shotgun, a mule, and a choir for kicking. - —Texas Siftings. “POPULAR PALLACIES.” Nursed by Custom, Cherished by Capital. “ BRISTLES REACH BETWEEN THE TEETH.” ‘A Practical Illustration ; Place a silver quarter in the hollow of your oalm extended flat. Brush it out with a clothes brush. “You cannot, because the bristles. cafbnot touch beyagd. the ratsed surface of yqur hand. #I'he same is truepf the teeth and deposits between. “*BRISTLES ABSOK.” Rub a bristle tooth or nail brush over a drop of oil on glass; the oil is scattered, not removed. Felt so ap- plied leaves the surface clean and bright, “ BRISTLES POLISH.” Try themon your silver, your jewels, your finger-nails, and (gently, so gently) on your teeth, ‘Then try Feltand mark the contrast. Felt is known by dentists, jewelers and glass-makers to be the best polisher, is a perfect absorbent, and as ap- plied in the fibrous serrated form of the now perfected DEL ETOOTRAIOR QUOD ——— reaches the most inaccessible portions of the teeth, re- | stores and preserves the natural lustre of the enamel, irst cost, 60 cents, for holder and box of 18 Felt Polishers, latter only need be renewed, 25 cents per box ; holder imperishable ; at all dealers or mailed by Horsey MA unING Co,, Utica, N.Y. ‘The material used in opium smoking is called a **lay- out." Nothing could be more appropriate.—Aoston Gazette, i Dade City, Fla., turns out an alligator fourteen feet long, and with a spread of jaws to close around a pork barrel. That will do for a starter.—Detreit Free Press. A thing of beauty and a joy forever” is the Little bijou Grand Viano manufactured by Sohmer Call at the warerooms, No. 149-156 East Fourteenth street, and see this wonderful creation of musical skill CUR! a DEAF ty A Reade naturel rae. wane Eanes Pr eit ea 15 aes ‘oon with Scat _ Mention thie this Paper “ HAMMOND. o TYPEWRITER. LONDON AWARD, OCTOBER, 1887. “The best Typewriter for office speed is required.” MECHANICS’ FAIR, BOSTON, December, 1887, Awarded the only Gold Medal. THE HAMMOND TYPEWRITER CO., 5 and 77 Nassau Street, v York, 30 Washington St,, Boston, St, Baltimore. work where He St., Chicago, | SILK ILK AND SATIN RIBBONS FREE! \ ‘THIS IS FOR YOU! The finest Meat-Flavoring “Stock. USE IT FOR SOUPS. Beef Tea, Sauces and Made Dishes EXTRACT OF MEAT. W. B.—Genuine only with fac-simile of Baron Uebig’s signature in BLUE INK across label. 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