Judge — June 30, 1888 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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WHEN THE GREEN GITS BACK IN THE TREES. In spoag, when the green gits back in the trees, ‘Ano the sun comes out and stays, And er boots pulls on with a good tight squeeze An you think of yer barefoot days: When you ort tc work and you want to not, An! you and yer wife agrees It's tone to spade up the garden lot— When the green gits back in the trees— Well!” work is the least o' my idees When the green, you know, gits back in the trees! When the green gits back in the trees, and bees Is «-buzzin’ aroun’ agin, kind of a lazy “'go-as-you-please” t they bum roun’ in ; When the groun’s all bald where the hay-rick stood, And the crick’s riz, and the breeze Ceaxc+ the bloom in the old dogwood, ‘Anu the green gits back in the trees, I like. as I'say, in sich scenes as these, The time when the green gits back in the trees! In Ole When the whole tail-feathers pulled out and gone! nd the sap it thaws and begins to climb, Ani the sweat it starts out on Afeller’s forrerd, a-gittin’ down At the old spring on his knees— Tkind o” like jes’ a-loaferin’ roun’ When the green gits back in the trees— Jes’ a-potterin’ roun’ as I—durn—please— When the green, you know, gits back in the trees! J. W. Ri inter-time On the great highway ‘ew York and Boston New London, opposite of which, on the eastern ore, stands one of the best summer resorts, ** Fort Griswold-on-the-Sound.” ‘This popular hotel stands on a rocky coast, with good beach and ample bathing away from the glare and heat of sandy coasts. € nO mosquito bars as there is no need for n cottages are connected with it and twenty- five acres of beautiful grounds surround it, while back of it lies most charming drives over an. undulating country, A novelty, a large play-ground for children, will be appreciated by parents. Send to Matthews & .of the well-known and popular Sturtevant New York, who are the proprietors of the Fort for their plans of rooms and announcements -ason.—Globe. Chicago Tribune prints a composite picture of iwenty-tive girls in the senior class of Michigan uni- xersity. We are glad that no one American maiden is y.— Buffalo Express. On a summer's morning our little Lillie was walking ith her aunt and discovered a spider's web, She was d, and exclaimed, ** Oh, see; here is a ham- bugs !"—Christian Advocate. CONEY ISLAND AND BATH BEACH. The boats of the West End Route for these two popular resorts leave the new ferry foot of Whitehall street every half hour from 7 A.M. until 6.30 P.st.; then at 7.30, 8.30 and 9,30 P.At.; connecting with trains for West lirooklyn, Bath Beach, Coney Island and all stations on the Brooklyn, Bath & West End Railroad, also leave depot, Fifth avenue and Twenty- seventh street, Brooklyn, every hour from 6.10 A.M. ustil 12,10 noon ; then every half hour from 12.35 P.M. M. ‘Late evening trains, 9.55, 10.55 and lock midnight. also leave from Thirty-ninth street ferry and J avenue and Thirty-sixth street, Brooklyn, every half hour from 7.25 A.M, uptil 6.55 PM. Even: ing trains 7.55, 8.55, 10.55 P.M. Last train leaves Island for Brooklyn at 12 o'clock midnight. trains when service requires them, CARL PRETZEL’S PHILOSOPHY. w fellers lofe troubles, yoost for der bleasure dhey n fretting about dot. p vat cheers der souls of der boys vas an awful nus biece of grockery. ! been shust like an egg—so full mit yourself dot vd can hold somet'ing else. cians und lawyers vas yoost der same alike— lie like der deuce on any side. besser you don't let corruptabilidy dook at- shen your pocket-pook vas oxtremely dhin, oxpect dot sunnenshine cood tanz on your “op all der vhile. He got some odder fellers confidences also, anz vas a goot docktor, laffingness vas a goot und honesty vas a goot coat to vore. Dis along mit honest vork, vill dook any feller ‘t droo mitout teeficulty, National Weekly. FOR SALE BY ALL GENTS’ FURNISHERS, BE SURE THAT YOU ASK FOR THE POTTER BRACE, SIMPLICITY, STRENGTH and COMFORT, WITHOUT RUBBER. 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THER, Confectioner, 212 State St..Chicage ‘A Chicago divine preached that men must humbly submit to tongue-lashings at home, and the next day fourteen male members of his congregation were ar- rested for drunkenness. They had submitted, but had to have something to brace up on.—Detroit Free Press, Another writer of negro dialect has been discovered in the south. We fear, if this thing keeps on, the negro dialect will arrive at such a state of perfection that it will be taken for Bostonese English.—Rechester Post Express. comicbooks.com