Judge — June 23, 1888 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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s. Painter Verboeckhoven’s Salon, The hostess (pumping right through the ice)— You don’t know how imate-friends’ view of Mr. Behnes’s * Indian woman chas- se enjoyed the ing a coyote.” my dear, Chorus Urs, Sculptor ill te Jichues (under his breath) —" It’s: spread pretty thick, but it’s got to go, ‘. Banker Owvrard— of Captain Cool Mrs, Do Chorus ’s wife's mummy from Honolulu? or Cheselden (promptly) —"* | hav * Did you bring it?” Mr. Doctor Cheselden (from way down in his depths)—* Wonder if that's a slur on the old lady’s appea i Mrs, har “Why, what és the mattah ?” r Phillimore— V've thought of 1¢ voices) —" How nice “Tt was just too immaculately sweet for anything ! tehnes—" And how just too irreproachably saccharine Now that you speak of kyoties Verboeekhoven had to inwardly admit that she had pronounced. it in tha have any of you seen Doctor Cheselden’s charming. prepar: *r Phillimore (stepping into the breach with an interrupting A PROFESSIONAL DEBATE. OCCASION—A reception. Mr, Architect Hitorff (from the stern of the room, and speakins, feebly)—" Rats.” Mrs, Architect Hitorff (who has craned froward far enough to sec mouth mov Isn't Claude witty Chorus—* We haven't read it for so long, you know.” Mrs, Astronomer Albumazar—"\ so much prefer* Lucille’ to such trash as ‘Claude Duval ;’ don’t you, Mrs. Verboeckhoven ?” Mr, Astronomer Albumazar (bissing)—" It’s too bad for her to gimme away like that after all I've learned her of Dumass !" Mrs. Banker Ouvrard—" William!” Mr, Banker Ouvrard (who has had to be pulled away from the sherry- and-bitters in the Verboeckhoven den)—* Yes-s-s-s ! Mrs. Banker Ouvrard—" Mrs. Verboeckhoven requests that you give an imitation of King C (Mr. Banker Ouv and Mrs, arles being led to execution. rd lurches out of the room in a fever of bibulous Chorus—* How wonderfully true to life Mr. Architect Hittorff (in the shadow of a thought, and significantly) * SUL ile.” The Butler— Supper is served, me leddy Chorus—" ROU, FROU, FRUE—frou, frou—frue—f—e.” portiere fell to again leaving the room in site pnundrum,” What is it?” And the . mot whand—* Tell her if, she'll get on her take her down this morning."—San Fran. “DANDRUFF should never be neglected, be- cause its natural end is in BALDNESS.” “The persistence of ITCHING is peace-de- stroying and exhausting to the vital powers. SCRATCHING is not nice, nor half as satisfying asa SHAMPOO with PACKER’S TAR SOAP hing, cures Dandruff and Skin Diseases, pre- J leaves the skin delightfully smooth, soft, ‘ul. Removes odors from perspiration, etc e. four stamps, if Junce is mentioned, ef Says she wants to be | | dogs. —Drake's May A man has just been poisoned by If people will only confine themselves to the fresh ones no danger : y with the old-fashioned, | hey must expect to suf- but so long as they will monk stale varieties made by nature, fer the consequence.—/i EQUITABLE LIFE ASSURANCE SOCIE ““APTERNOON TEA.” Said Mrs. any SSETS, - - - $84,378,904.85 LIABILITIES, 4%, - - $66,274,650.00 SURPLUS, = + - = $18, 104,254.85 Our pretty hostess Yonder Has gained in looks surprisi She seems as well well can be What is the cause I wonder. id Mrs. D. to Mrs. G., 's changed indeed; but then, you see, She put aside obje And tried that famous remed Which did so much for you Pierce's Favorite P A SPECIMEN LETTER. Groucester, Mass., May 26, 1888, Junce Pemtasnine Co. Enclosed you will find two dollars for six months’ sub- . ‘ scription to the JunGE. Aside from the political si For biliousness, sick headache, indigestion, - | nificance of its cartoons, of whiel ‘of almost incal- m, there is no remedy equal to Dr. Pierce's Little | culable value in a closely contested campaign, I consider it the most humorous paper published. I think I have | scarcely ever seen any of your illustrations that are really ** flat,” and with some publications the reverse is ! true, Yours, ete, Wittias H. Torbay, The very poor and the very rich can afford to keep comicbooks.com