Judge, 1888-04-21 · page 13 of 16
Judge — April 21, 1888 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertisements and notices**, not political cartoons. The main content consists of commercial ads for products like Magee's Emulsion (a health supplement), Epps's Cocoa, Jacob's Music Boxes, and various other Victorian-era goods. The few satirical snippets are brief and lightweight: - A joke about Washington saloon-keepers complaining that a women's international council meeting didn't increase demand for cloves - A quip about a newlywed husband being woken at 2 a.m. by his wife hearing a mouse in the wall - A note about theater audiences not leaving between acts These are gentle social humor rather than pointed political satire. The page reflects **Judge's** character as a humor magazine that mixed advertising with light jokes about domestic life and contemporary observations. There are no identifiable political figures or serious satirical targets visible here—it's simply period advertising and mild comedy, typical of late-19th-century magazine content.
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JUDGE The Washington saloon-keepers complain that | E the women’s international council in that city last week didn’t increase the demand for cloves | the most nutritious substances known to |@cent’s worth. There was no going out between | Hscietmateeeauthis fare | profession, and Homeopathic and | the acts, evidently.—Norristown Herald. ‘{llopathic physicians alike prescribe it as a food —— — of great merit. The manufacturers of SPECIAL LAND EXCURSIONS. . On April 24th. May 8th and 224, and June Sth, ee’s Emulsion 1888, the * Burlington Route,” C. B. & Q. RB. R.. ag will run Special Land Excursions from Chicago, Peoria, St. Louis to points in Nebraska, Kansas, | Minnesota and Dakota, and to points in Colorado | east of and includi ¥ Akron and Sterlingon the B. | = &M.R.R. and Sterling on the U. P. Ry, at greatly reduced rates. This will afford’ home-seekers, ane bovers and sons an excellent oppereunity ror ‘or the inspection of the fertile county or central, he. toto have your name and ocirees pishod i te direct ’ Ee Isi northwestern and southwestern “Nebraska and | _ lid northwestern Kansas, reached by ew exten- , aay wat Magee’s Emulsion Mont of the Burlington ih K NOX’S WoRLD-RENOWNED an hence we have here an article far superior in ee, ei ee EIATS. «rit to the many so-called emulsions now on the | districts of Dakota and Minnesota reached by the AD: TELY PERFE seilct. Por thereliet and cure of coughs, colds, | Burlington Route. A great reduction in rates | wb becciney secs Pdi Gv gli ave dyspepsia. scrofula and general debility, as is tes | Will also be made to Texas, New Mexico, Tennes- | uyvter Fitth Avenue Hotel; 340 Fulton st, Brooklyn aud 19i tified by thousands of physiciansall over the land. | 8ee, Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana and Arkan- | ¢ 193 State st., Chicago. Agents for the sale of Uh sas points on ‘April 24th, May 8th and 22d, and | class Hats cant he found in every city In the June Sth, 1888, For tickets, general or further MADE WITH BOILING WATER. information regarding the above, apply to any| HENRY LINDENMEYR, F ticket agent of its own or connecting lines or ad- , J dress PAUL Montox, General Passenger and EPP S’S (ee ioe th, aper Ware House GRATEFUL-COMFORTING. The happy young husba ins to realizeth 15 & 17 BEEKMAN ST., N. ¥. honeymioon may possibly end sometime when | Branch Warehouse, 37 E. Houston St. his Angelina wakes him out of a sound sleep at acne 2 a.M., and insists that he shall get up and hight the gas because she thought she heard a mouse GOOD FOR WEAK LUNGS. MADE WITH BOILING MILK. scratching in the wall.—Somerritle Journal, Monte Cristo Whisky. The best produced, 7 cents as — and $1 per bottle. Sent in cases of six and twelve bottles. c jOOTH BRUSH REFORM.” CHILDS & CO., Proprietors, Comccewcetioenitteinerey | qi ihe bristles of tooth brushes are extremely | — - er gone oak comment conree OC nee: harsh and unpleasant, producing unnecessary | a 5 “ine f he and ref ld an friction and wear upon the enamel, and inducing | The finest Meat-Flavoring Stock. Ssitia Tprtna? Cebertecton elertton sce Creme Dasce, — | diseases of the gums. The bristles tooth brush USE IT FOR SOUPS. i pala eatety check are ab safetrom —|has been used for so many years as to render it Send stamp, difficult to realize that anything better could be] Beef Tea, Sauces and Made Dishes provided for the same purpose, still we here pre- sent a cut of a brush which, although of recent invention, has come into extensive use, and is favorably known where introduced. It isa tooth brush, or polisher, formed of felt. have muute use of this knowledge in the substitu- wn af it for soap barks, tragacanth, and other facturersof emul combine the pure Cod-! ‘rup of Hypophosphites which they use in “iar” Gold. Fountain Pen, | -pe2e=2sseeectme —eE a a= > _~=|EXTRACT OF MEAT. lt ring pen ever fered to the public, Price 8129 “This brush conformsto all surfaces of theteeth, |N, B.—Benuine only with fac-simile of Baron cal upeand Housing for a week’ alee Cnequaied for | thoroughly cleansing and polishing them reithout |” Lighig's signature in BLUE INK across label. wisinene and general writing. “Pxery fen, warranted ard | undue friction, and without in any way injuring pane ‘ Fold Rca ee oetect* Tthe gums. Wien one of the serrated felt tablets |Sold by Storekeepers, Grocers and Druggists. in ordering’ xpecit, Sie of [becomes worn it may be i y replaced by | L1EB10'S EXTRACT OF MEAT CO., L'td, London. t be mail or express on receipt of price. new one at slight expense. : Tact att ings especial e QS Taney | An economy in expendituret A luxury (See Qork, Manutaeiarers of thae-Siar™ and’ ti | sults!) The Holder, Imperishable. eosts 35 cents | CARL L. JENSEN'S it Fountain and Stylographic Pens. Felt Polishers only need be renewed. FASHION ao PRICE” (Eiiex casphoriinne|CRYSTAL PEPSIN TABLETS turing Company, Utica, N. Y. FOR Out of the question Oh, sprigg! biled sprig Dyspepsia and Catarrh. 8. S. Sleeper & Co.’s To thee we sige, j ALL DRUGGISTS Add scedt the obedigg roses; Faidt padsies fig Oc. Cigar < O'er everthigg— Shoko te ook Gread Scodd! Whad ails our doses? haccoveithout art. —Washington Hatchet, maite ——— oe ‘A NEW IVORY POLISH. : Makes SUCCESS. 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