Judge — April 7, 1888 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE DESERVED AN ENCORE. He was a bronzed, heavy-built with iro hair, face close: shaven in to the fringe of scraggly beard around hischin; hi duster closely buttoned, and seat beside him. He was snoring fear- fully, and all were looking at him Sometime, when we are here, to when a particularly deep “ n-gaw!” gether sitting— awoke him. Hestraightened up,opened You leaning back within your check: ana and blew a tre- ndous metallic blast out of thy same snoring nose. that time people were smiling on him. Hethen let off three prodigious sneezes, each ending with a prolonged “hoo” on a Your supple wrist across your high key and followed by a deep: Vanjo hanging— chested belch, delivered with the regular rural gusto. Then it seefned Your red lips crooning in a tocome over him that he was taking the principal part in a perform: merry rhyme, ance, and having nothing further to offer im the line of his previous With fingers, now and then, a gay notetwanging, efforts made himself master of the situation by ren in and so ‘And satin slippers slowly keeping time, forth!” The applause that followed caused the brakeman to jump off Just like the old song—“ You and Ltogether,” SAU Mag thenexttrain, A pretty woman in a pretty gown, HOW LUCKY! And who would care for cold, or stormy weather, . | | With no one nigh to question or to frown? A clumsy servant had just let fall an almost priceless porcelain tea-set. Frightened at his mishap, he asked anxiously whether it was Sometime, I say, as still T watch the glimmer very valuable. Of shadows dancing on your wavy ha “Tshould say it was,” replied his mistress, “it was old Sevres, I'll speak to you, while firelight waxesdimmer, you awkward lout.” And breathe the burden of my fancies rare. With mellow firelight shadows vaguely flittir Across your winsome eyes and crimpy hair: “Oh! I'm so relieved ; I was afraid it was new.” Will you be angry if | bend above you And whisper something softly in your ear, Something—I long to tell you—for I love you: Something ‘tis surely right that you should hear. Will you look up and laugh, or call me “ horrid,” Will soft smiles break among your blushes hot, Sweet, when [say, “The curls upon your forehead Are three shades lighter than your Clytie k give & LUMPING IT. Brown is too thoroughly an American man of business to give in to the French fashion of ving meals in courses. “What shall I bring Monsieur?” asked the polite waiter during Brown's last visit to Paris. “You may hustle on three boiled eggs, a beefs! bottle of . coffee and the bill,” replied Brow: She's like an epigram complete, Keen-cutting, witty, short and sweet, An epic in a quatrai A thorn-rose with a perfumed wound. HIS INVENTION. Sprear.uxven (vith great complacency)—" Pesides peing goot fer der near sighd obt eyes, it leds all der vind go my glarionet throagh, ain'd kd?" WAS IT MIND-READING? ;, do you know that Gigley is a mind reader?” 1% he?” Fate indeed. He quite surprised me this morning. wanted a loan of five dollars and so I stepped upto him and sa ‘Gigley, my dear boy, it's a long time since I have seen you. How is your health? I hadn't said a word about the five dollars, but all said was that he was sorry, but he hadn't got it, and he left me with a bow,” Bailey—“ Wonderful!" GIVING HIM SOME LEEWAY. Snaggs—‘* When will the divorce be ready, Jane?” Mrs. Bragg—‘‘At half-past three this afternoon the lawyer prom- ised to have it at the house.” Snaggs—"* Well, then, if I bring the minister here at 3:35 o'clock do you thing everything will be all right?” i Mrs. Bragg—"1 guess so. Mr. Quill has always been very A SUGGESTION. punctual in these matters before. Still, perhaps you'd better make If thone cornage bouquets keep 00 inc ize the accompanying means of iden. the time 3:40; Tdon't want to be accused of doing this in indecent tifteation will became pealtively necessary haste. comicbooks.com