Judge — March 24, 1888 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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SULGH JH WARD PHILOSOPHY. De cop wid di allus hit de hardest clubean't Tai lus de duffer wot's got de bigges’ leather dat’s got de most dust Dey say dat de longer bug-juice is keptde better it gits. It's kinder rough, but yer can't say de sume Ving of ‘er Bowery free-lunch. pel sharps kin spout out ‘aut ‘bout de Lord providin’ free-lunch snap oneet ina while he fetch up at de sl Dats de me Er crook allus far away from de bad-fur his mug; ‘n fer rdatn De stiff dat has de most Howers ‘nde most wheelers at his plantin’ ain't allus de most pop'lar feller in de ward yer ward puts on er poor mug 'n wears bad light es he can. It's Yer can git inter quod widout spendin’ any skads, but ter git out yer hey got ter support er lawyer 'n sell. yer vote ‘ of his cout, but just de he's got ‘is undershirt on BLIGHTED HOPES. Griggs (to who treads on his toe in streetcar) —" Willy permit me She Griggs r av to the strap overhead.” A CHILD'S MISTAKE. Aunt Jane (who paints)—* Ha, Tommy! L wonder what makes your cheeks look so much fresher than mine?” Little Tommy—" Vs'pose it’s ‘cause T haven't worn ‘ent so long.” UNSATISFIED, Together they dined and he bored her with sighs, With bashful a pish upon quail, and she rs by the moon She'll not dir in upon quail with a spoon. DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE HIM BREAK IN Chicago wife—" Jolin, Lthink there isa burglar in the house.” Chicago hushawl (sle —f-let—hi oing —to— give —us—hi . ny ded TOO MUCH OF A DOSE. Rourke—* ter wid yure goat, Misthress Moriarty.” Mrs, M.— dO} ami that the poor haste is tirely, He's afther swallyin’ a paper wid a sthove-pipe joke in i Ps = GEOGRAPHY FOR. BIG SINNERS. Bound Dead Ball Name the Creedmoor ra test peaks of the 1 of Wash: ington wn A Recite womusie the unpro nounceable rivers of Maine. A FREAK OF NATURE. trousers of your sehty shabby.” Jones (who is yon the subject and replies with some asper ityy—" Well. anyway they cover a warm heart A felloe of the © Hub ye tongues that hy She is the Boss-town of them Ven a feller vas going died he vas ready to shwore off und lif besser life FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED. Mu. Umrant iat the close uf the ball" Dem togs yaint ini had n° brew nech a hog ter OLD CHOCOLATE’S TARGET PRACTICE. 1 fool kin yell © fire! its bent, ud war out a dozen bodies. ja psa thief needs a stock ob woods. De man dat uses prosperity as a crutch musn't complain ef he fallx in de mud. Mike hit a rjec*. an de man dat sew black dis mawnia’ will see white dis ebenin’ Good judgment am ez vallyble ez a dimond: but yo" kin buy a di'mond eb You may put silk an’ velvet on had breedin’, but hit er bound toe stick out laik a pimple at las’ Hii 1 bettah toe convince Pompey wid wuds dan toe run de risk of Pompey’s bestin’ yo" wid ‘is fists allybles longi hes’ ob us kin keep a secret In de middle ob a fight de ability thd an’ offen am bettal en de 4. A. WALDRON, IN THESE LATITUDES. You must wake and call me early, call me early, mother dear: And be sure you leave my waterproof nil rut And don't some Irops be- fore | go away. For T'm to be queen o' the May, mother, BETTER THAN GAS. Tm to he queen o° the May. Serine Wooten a —_— o vite babont: UNTRUE TO NATURE. Art-dealer—* Lean't see why you should object to that pictureof Spring Mr. Comstock. The figure certainly hat they ait Jy draped.” Comstock "Yes: but it's a glar antrath. Where are her um- and overshe to say nothing of a chest-protecto comicbooks.com