Judge — March 3, 1888 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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THE SLUGGARD. things 2 He is fond of the wath And a lassitude Is his customar; He is happy in apy Quite When he's He's a kind of hun When Mother earth, he'll HUM OF THE COURT. fr, Blaine's withdrawal there is appar: F 1 who doesn't hope to be president of the United States No man ever forga more than he, and th greater the ind ion. woman for knowing worse the knowledge the Since the advent of Ash Wednesday there ix rdent looking ahead to Easter that one suspects the prevailing penitence. Now that John Sullivan. is known here as “our John,” as Mary Anderson is known as “our ne is puzzled whether to wish himself a great slugger or a great actress, such an Between the chirosuphist there is about the five feet-ten that belongs to the once-famious Heron-Allen. If the palm had had corns there would not have been that impe- cunious discrepancy 1 the chiropodist It is worthy of thought whether Washington's birthday ought not to” be attended by the usual ou happen to be begging. my man + Ot've been ruined by fore ‘ve an {mportation yoursel Eyetalians ruined reform kapes we {rot Pete or writer pathetic ching for a seat whereon to sit. un liel is lazy bones enric t be missed a single bit. importations ~ gittin’ a gov. JUDGE dinners and speeches; but the truth is that George's political party has passed away, and there is no capital to be made by the liviny politi ciansover the grave of the dead hero. Still, George has a pretty good article of immortality. For six weeks back the girl of this country who has not hid a pair of skates has been only half blessed even if she has had a patirof siveet hearts, The late Mrs. Potiphar was much Mr. Joseph Chamberlain needn't that kind of patient: woman. nto futile dallis jatter himself that Mrs The first robin will shortly make its apped recur that annual boast of the too smart man, first robin at least six months ago.” The prince of Wales was rebuked for talking in his box at a recent performance in London. It is true that the king can do no wrong, but the heir-apparent must behave himself, If we were a woman and wanted to kill our several husbands we should engage Powe and Pummell as our permanent counsel before contracting the matrimony; and we believe Mrs. Cignarale says so too, manee ; and then will Hah! | heard the A Tennesse ne of three compet itors who ran ¢ i the smallest time. It seems trivial and yet what a splendid chance the man will have to get away from MAL CHILDS. her. EASY ENOUGH FOR HIM, ral, your charity is of the noblest kind. Nobody knows the good yu to You honor me, My rule is never to let my right hand know what ry left bax! ‘Mas, Kixpmeart—" Ab, MODEST PHILANTHROPIST. does.” ‘Two men, or six men, ora dozen men cx n behalf of a “trust,” and the nsult is that the people get the goods of the “ trus per cent. cheaper than they might be had under the old rule. What is the matter with that ? The French of Charles A. Dana is not remarkably pure, for the very sod reason that he didu’t make the language ; but some day, when Mr. Pulitzer gets convivial. it will tickle him half to death to make some remarks about a Judas spree. A woman follower of Sam Jones has become a maniac, and a contemporary insists that Sam is responsible for it. There wasa man who went m: a result of too close attention to astronomical matters, and must we therefore abolish the universe ? The story that Joseph Chamberlain will not marry an American vs certainls untrue, For instance, until that fisheries question is properly settled what American git would marry Joseph Chamberlain—or thereafter? Joseph, besides, has been married twice, and what American girl believes in a third term 7 There is said to bea combination between Jay Gould and the Rothschilds whieh means corners in copper. in diamonds, and in various other valuables. But it isan ob jous uutruth. Mr. Gould has designs upon the air, to be ultimately carried out but at present he combines only with John R. Fellows, The Yonkers Gazette wants to know what bas become of all the girls in gingham Now it’s a poor man who knows what a girl 1s dressed in, so she have enough on tosive his blushes. Gingham o¥ silk, it's all the same so the girl is there, What! shall wetalk of the shell in preference to the kernel within the same? Go to! If she wer cover with diamonds she would be just as good for all that. comicbooks.com