Judge — February 25, 1888 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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v I keeps dot shop vor meinself, and I pays dose machine men vor no more hours as dey works.” REVENGE. “So your engagement with Miss Clarke is off, I believe.” “Yes, but I goteven with her. I put another girl’s picture on the wrapper of my patent hair- restorer.” THE SOLEMN TRUTH. Now the chilly breezes blow: Gly § Have . Nimble flakes of downy snow In the falling sunlight glow We counted them over. * The Spanish As of yore ; And on every hand we see, Je In whatever town we be, I} My cousin Tom had the dagger made. That old chestnut of a plea— deo. And this was for birthday, and so ** Close the door.” A re those, ' ‘ 1 a F — ‘Aad isn't the banjo a darling thing?” IT HAD LEFT ITS TRACES. Managing editor (to his machine poet) —"* Mr, 2Ob: this!" she pala and I saw het blush Jones, you ought to do a little better than this. oe you tommntton les pied Loa These verses are ve gged This was a stud—vou—dropped, one day. Mr, Jones—* Can't help it, sir, 1 suppose the I found srward, 60 you seae-’ unevenness was caused by the spurof the moment.” It really y belongs to abe f° aa “1b really and truly does.” I cried, : AN UNLUCKY NUMBER, ail things elao that were everiuilde: APs bby just eseapes running over a de- can't you make room on your bracelet, dear, —crepit old woman, f Re a lisiog han of five footsnine head “A pretty close shave that,” he remarks. “and Sirs clnenert her Hands round my penced feed, no end of luck forme. If I'd fetched her ‘twould . M.S BRIDGES. have been the thirteenth this month.” THAT EXPLAINED IT, First K. of L.—" Vell, Hans, L haf not seen you into our meed- mgs vor dose six months. Ve are vorking pooty much hard at dose tings vot you brobosed to der gommittee.” Second K. of L.—'* How vos dot?” First K. of L.—‘* Vy, ve vos going to haf dose ten hours’ pay for dose eight hours’ vork. Second K. of L.—You gan nefer aggomplish dose. No man's gan atford dose moneys to pay.” First K. of L.—" But you brobosed him yourself, and said ve could get him if ve vos united mit ourselves all together.” Second K. of L.—*1 tinks L must haf some mistooks madt ven i said dose.” First K of L.—“ Vere you vos vorking now 2” Second K.-of L.—'*1 dgan’ vos vorking vor dose odder mens now. PROPER PRESENT FOR A WIFE. Jaa, what would be an appropriate present to xive to a tndy *” Well. that depends somewhat upon the lady's age and relation to. you.” | she's iny wife. (Oh in that case | would recommend a muzzle. I'm a married man my ES ALL ILLS ARE COMPARATIVE. , 4 Fourist (on his way J after a summer's jaunt, looks out of.ghezear window impatiently at a stopping-place, and remarks)— how slow this train runs. We'll be an hour late. And they : limited express !” Tramp (at the station, who had pulled up to let the train go by) —"‘Let's see. That train ‘I be in New York in three hours, Tean't get there in four days, afoot. Now if time really were money ! AN UNEXPECTED QUESTION. Clerical-looking man—‘ Young man, did you ever know that there was almost as much money spent for liquor in thiscountry as for bread ¢” Young man—‘‘No, I didn’t. By the way, what has caused the falling off in the liquor busin r ‘ANOTHER VICTIM, De mos’ successful man needs a drawback now an’ den, er he faw- an Pele er er oh gw face Something ter eat who carries three bullets of the late war gits wat success means. Ef yo" staat out in a row-boat on de oct FARMER—" Ab! Indeed, poor man. (After feeding him.) Where do you carry them» Pleasant day. yo'er Ii'ble toe float toe fal fom sho! ‘less a prints tet iecrarat wa'ns yo’ Lack. comicbooks.com