Judge — February 25, 1888 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE MISDIRECTION. HE told her love and did not let Concealment, like a blighting worm, Feed on the roses of her cheek Or do her other beauties harm, Her aspect modest w: I meek: Ani yet there was no epith E’er known to honest arden That she did not pronounce to me ! Her eyes downcast in diffidener— Her half-turned hea suffused, hands u , her trembling lips, smployed, ny tell-tale slips of silk they toyed When she For loving John instead of me, timed an apology Hit am sometimes pleasant toe Vink wat yo" dissent say: De lazy man wudn’ wuek any hahdah ef he had fo" h No tishaliman kin tell wat he's un’ de brook. ty be time wasted, ob de man wat whittles Aman tay stub ‘is toe to-d but rui an’ maybe “is neck de day aftals, De apples dat hang oba de fence inde mad may belong toe de fah- mah, but yo" can't make de tra ak struttin’ roun’ in tine clo” Lis dat wid ‘is fed. dersotf de pe wudn’ be no han’: sumah en de pullet. A SHOCKING HYPOTHESIS. Ina French bathing establish- ment An English customer pokes his head outside the door of one of the ills to the attendant: could have gone off users? I can’t find them mous “ Whate with my tr anywhere! Attewlant—" Is monsieur quite sure he had them on when he came in? AMATEUR CONTORTIONIOT —"* aeeraed En coins nut or tie omnertena A MODERN COMPARISON. Bagley vafter the ball)—" Did vou find Miss Recherche of Boston as cold as usual tonight # Bai Well. 1 think if that ve SHOCKING. kins has gone i to the Well, well, he used to be fellow, What did you was doing ¢* He's paragrapher on a Buffalo newspaper.” FRANKNESS. * Allow me to con gratulate you, my dear fellow, on hav: ing so charming a Isn’tshe though? Txt you notice her teeth? Co here, Pauline, show the gentler the 1h set I gave you.” ndsome 1 A NEW USE. After a concert “Do you like the sone young miss of an: other, “Oh, so much!” * Indeed?” "Yes, a most uable instrument: and then one can raise nebbits so nicely in the box that it comes in.” HE SueemseD HIMSELF, 1, Billy, when I goes into dis harril, you just turn. stands behind the curtain has presentable hands, 7. JEPPERNON INCREDULOUS MAMMA. A young school-yirl hase may n't 1 does, and she isn’t than Iam. I peeped into her book the other day and the last two lines read, * and lived 1 Manmma— my dear: al wasn'ta romanee, was a fi tale.” A LEGAL QUESTION. Taucyer (to witnessy—"* You say your busin you to go . will you tell day you came up trom the basement ¢ KNEW IT BY ane EAR-MARKS. News editor —" Here's a telegi about a fire, but the name of the city is written so illegibly that I cannot make it out.” Managing editor—* Does it. say ything about the building being gutted ?” News editor—** Yes.” Managing editor—" Date cago and let it it Chi THE BOOT ON THE OTHER LEG. Fligible young man" Oh this year will amount ing.” Mamma-- noth- makes you ible young man bought a bull-de s won't dare now.” © Pa has just dT know the 10. come to the house Chrome low speerits b'ar de same relation toe de min’ dat povahty do toe de wallet.” comicbooks.com