Judge — February 18, 1888 — page 4: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

AT A RECENT HAVARD ASSEMBLY. Mina Bann (beticeen geixpa—" not a ttackle in a foot-ball—mateh.” HUM OF THE COURT. There is a new kind of feeble protest. Itis called a crushed smile. The best valentine is the receipt in full for all bills contracted dur- ing the Christmas holi Valentine from G: » United States—“*Atonement for the past and satisfaction for the future. n found in the gutter is mentioned in the Sun asa There is too much spelling of that reprehensible kind The editor of the Evening Sun says the girlsat the matinees, while they do not dazzle, “ give infinite comfort and joy.” We have fre quently thought of this. Ofseven women who studied the banking business six found it possible to pay an annual interest of $1.75 on a dollar investment, and the other wept because she couldn't Wedon'tknow which pa is going tonominate John L. Sullivan, but that gentleman's determination to return to America in April has relieved much public apprehension. Eliza Clayton of Georgia was saved feom the gallows because she was a won And very properly indeed, for it seems the delicacy of her sex en rto kill her fi with a mere The supply of valentines of the feminine sex is unusually large i year, and in consequence the spelling is unustally bad: but nt isa thing which can withstand bad orthography with great y sid he wouldn't stop for any valen tine. ass mental, What he wanted was comfort, And he went right back to his hole and curled himself up for a six weeks’ longer rest. Josie Woods of Maysville, O.. has been given %3,000, breach of promise on the part of S. H. Poe. Poe wrote t of his letters, ** Isend you twelve kisses, four hugs and one pinch, and a good hug; nd again he wrote: ve bot me fine close you I have bot me a fine watch oll town i go to what will i do about that Tdrest up today an’ went down town the ladys flirting at me on all sides of the stre sing look at that prirty man, but that is all i can’t think of no bydy But you so i will close That is better than the Arbuckle business, and a correspondent says truly that itis quite as good as anything ever sent out by Artemus Ward. That is a pretty good joke which says that Eve, to be entirely re- spectful to Adam, might have called him colonel ; it wouldn't ‘e been in that case than it is in meste. now. The law declares that Althea Hill is the widow ator Sharon valentine worth sev As to guilt it is Somebody uses the expres: sion a staunch mu friend. if he say “astaunch frie ‘ for a mugwump is a friend to nobody but himself. Much fun is made of a sen ator at Washington whose wife both publicly and privately calls him “darling.” Foolish woman! She might know that she invites Vhy doesn’t she call him er knowingly offer lead quarters to streetcar con ductors. They do it because ther do not know bad money from good. Still, when the condue- tors offer them lead ten-cent pieces and nickels th accident. ally have sharp eyes A valentine to be perfectly enjoyable should have a proposal Vil p-pardon—me—Mr. Seares if—1 remind you that~this is simply a figure—in the german, and — in blank, the same to be returned to the sender with the blanks filled in, the penalty of refusal to Mprisonment until the receiver makes his peace with his girl or bis Creator. The prettiest things at the Albany carnival, according to the Troy Telegram, were the girls who came from Troy. We have often won dered what Albany would do if it were not for the place that makes one of the suburbs of Green Island. ASCER TAM] Your CoRREC | LA t We Fads I STILL ANOTHER APPLICATION OF THE SLOT SYSTEM. AoeD aarpex ‘coming suddenly on the slot machine—" Ob, my! it = frighien a young lady to death. T haven't received such @ shook in the last forty ears comicbooks.com