Judge — February 11, 1888 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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He was a man of giant length And strengt With limbs strong as an iron rod, And health of an immortal god, that defied all troubles, kling o'er like bubbles With courag Anu spirits If there ever was a healthy 1 “Twas Dan. But full is tic OF guile: For Dan brought home A patent-medi All full of long and | Upon the symptoms of diseases: (1 the symptoms small— And had them all! fortune'’s smile sant thing fora wor without a hand in thi world. If it hadn't been for parents Fd a married a good man. But I 1 T've been chewing the bit nt all these years.” ejaculated the fair young you Rwiteh NEW IN BOSTON. How much do you charge for ice eream by the gallon ¢ inquired a man ina Boston con don’t sell it by the gallon, sir.” rep n behind the counter, * first of the year we have sold it by the We have had expert opinions from leading litterateurs who say that there is ne such word as “gal.” How much, please 2” A CHICAGO CRITICISM. “How did you like young My. Silvernail as Hamlet ? was asked of a Ch “Well, positively, without ied , ny. Dixey could knock himsilly with both hands arranged in a bow knot It's well we got the bhlast in, Jerry, Thry e'Ce th ould “ouman’s cor-n-bafe. It ‘ll not harma yez."* Caney" Lay shtrikin’ twilve.” ne day. a ‘Ti quick, I've surel The gastri And cerebrc got congestion of the brain s plain. No balm a man like ine can ease In the 1 ‘True Proclaim the chol Ar The lawyer The And in t stage of Bri yinptoms — an grant ‘em— a infantum— that lawyer here? ght's disease; all faith 1 nd, tell me Oh, dear Wrote with his ntt 1 Intensest torm They wrote upon These words—anid a ‘em— “A guiless youth who died, 1 McFLUE'S GOAT. ure shledge in th” air, Donovan; it's HAD EARNED A VACATION. A merchant in an omnibus ree the al enrized av passengers a beggar to whom he had ns the ght yeu were blind replied the false Belisarius. nthe good Father himself rested evei nth day. THE HOUSE OR THE LADY? A young man was visiting at the e+ seat of a lady hat advanced in y tng repairs: hat it costs to freshen ked the hostess “Sy sudden show ASTHETICS OF THE KITCHEN. Lady of the house—" that just left the kitehen / Jane—"Oh, ! that's the lady what works for the woman across the street.” DIMA Dn. br who is that girl De puson ob sense, pusson willy allus a apy. Vom at “Pian: ny) hed Casry—" Fer th’ love 0° heaven! lay yez low, Cornallus, ‘Th’ nixt wan down mizht be an ellypant:” comicbooks.com