Judge — January 28, 1888 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE v FROM A DIFFERENT POINT OF VIEW. STHVALASTIC LisTesen “Oh, isn't it grand, sublime, raviah- vr notes are the notes of an angel, and transport ove to HOW THEY POP IN FRANCE. A young man to the object of his atfection: “Tlove you and wish to marry you, ‘our consent.” in’ mules de man w'at doan’ put 2 little few buttons on de truf gits a po" baagai tanimal er boot. A NARROW ESCAPE, Jones was so awk gentleman's silk hat, crushing it flatter “And to think, new one ['ve just bought!” a pancake. - CHANGE. Every cent that I'd enjoy Seemed to me a gold one When T was a little boy Now Iam an old Asa youth on pleasure bent I tempted fortune fickle. And each dollar that I spen ned but as a nickel All [soon in folly spent, Want caught me by the collar, Till Thad to m: As far go as a dol Now the shoulder turned by joy On me cold one; Not as when a little boy, Now I ain an old one. COULDNT STAND THE RACKET. Jones, although not very brave, accepted a challenge to fight x duel with pistols. . said he to the seconds, ** I must insist on one condition. ow me to put cotton in my ears—on account of the noise, you know. But a deaf man who caught a front view of the warbler pitied the poor thing. d the othere vening as to sit down on a was his comment, “that it might have been the NOT SO BAD. Brown is something of a phi losopher. “Ttis true that my shoes are in holes,” he remarked to I self the other day, ‘but itsa matter of compensation. If the water comes in easily it goes out just ax quick.” SET RIGHT. “Did L understand you t that you told som be sent to an insane asylum ?* * Not at all, sir; 1 simply re. marked that I thought you had been Tet out too soon.” De av'rige proph dies a-long befo" he THERE'S MUCH IN A WORD. Clerk (who belongs to a $ spe bent has reaches the tten a.m. Greet- “ Good morrow, hing of a business “indeed, Here- >to hi mind in time to bid 1 pening.” A CONSTANT CROP. Higgins —* Spent last evening with Brown, Awfully jolly fellow—loves to crack a joke.” Wiggins yarns as o! loved to er If you'd heard his rnas T chestnuts.” you'd say he * fol's tis ef good De man dot sits down a han’s mustn't 1 stigh luck doan’ see ez she trots, Whad yer say:_yas yer did now. yer san yy T done couldn affohd h excoiit a bakay Pan feeling fur Bis stert) RAY 80, CTS CrONN Me Lrapury . ie. Unrna—" 8 nyo" ablways ast Mise di to ter ter all de pabties, dat’s whad ‘r said “(avd momething What lrrked like « human bicycle wheel rolled armund the room, comicbooks.com