Judge — January 28, 1888 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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Prorocrapucr, PFO Ne ocYork. with vulgar candor, “I’m a dandy, bet.” The gallery and orchestra in frenzied tumult crash xs she blows a dozen kisses tos dude- let “on the mash.” In the day time, out of hours, with the true artistic poe you may see her shapely fingers ironing or scrubbing clothes, Her Collen jewels shimmer as she’s out the socks, while her wakes the echoes of the boys, will catch some callow strip: though his parents fume and rage, und will leave the realistic beards for life's more rigid stage. The mo is, don't monkey with the buzz-saw on the fly, and beware a pretty datnsel if she sports a merry ey by WITT STERRY, EASILY ACCOUNTED FOR, * Life should be reckoned by inci- dents, years,” she said. ke myself, for instance; I am only twenty- five, and yet I've been married three times.” Quite true, my dear,” he replied you must remembe are an actress AN UNFORTUNATE BOY. A well dressed gentleman enters the compartment of a railway carriage and makes preparations to light a cigar. * You ought at least,” remarks a slip of ‘lad with « pipe in his mouth, “to ask thes: ladies whether smoke is disagreeable tothens or not.” “And was that what you did?” asks ‘air travelers referred to. then I never had any bring- ing up, you know.” IN THE ART GALLERY. Higgins—" There, Wi that for ne nude in Wi «—** Ba You ought to come to the Metropolitan opera house with me soue night, and see the nude in nature, how is on fair tng transeentental bee theined her eylph-like form tn his arms as her superbly chiseled tips murmur— JUDGE JUDGE'S PHOTOGRAPHS. A VARIETY SOUBRETTE. In a flimsy and abbreviated frock of blue und lace, and with streaks of pearly powder on her sadly-freckled face, she scampers in the footlights, while her broad, expansive grin delights a shriv let or the leading violi anguish tremble and her hea nod: a manner that is catching to the playful gallery gods, as she moans and groans and whimpers ina highly-flavored role and recounts the sinful scandals which are pestering her soul. She cuts a dashing figure when arrayed in boyish suits with’a crop, a racing jacket and a pair of Hessian boots. In the bal- lad ** Sister's Left Us" she is—O! so very droll, for she lets her sister wrestle with the daily pail of coal; and many burly fellows rub their fingers in their eyes when she sings how ‘Darling mother waits and watches in the ski Butl wonder could her mother to our lo: planet come, if she'd mind her daughter’ winking at the chap who taps the drum? With her thumb and index finger she will twirl a cigarette, while she owns A SHATTERED CLIMAX. Our pct tain the miat of the master eimception of hig life. The burning Mad hemes soul toa declaration of the iVian's angelic face hax ravished G With wild, thrabbing heart Wire (opening the dowr)—" Dearest, do you ike plenty of grease with your tripe, or shall I cook tt dry 1" he hax uncemsetonals eu AN EVIDENCE OF WEALTH. ** My dear,” said Cophetua a year or two after the beggar-maid episode, “ ission has been ap- pointed by my bankers to make an appraisement of my personal property to determine whether or not it Le safe to accommodate me with a ne They are coming this morning and I have taken the liberty to remove the feather from your last new hat and propose to insert it in my crown as slightly oversinadowing these price- less jewels which would have come from Brazil had that country been discovered.” And the erstwhile beggar-maid dropped a tear with a dull splash, TOO PARTICULAR. Husband—" Why have you dis: eharged the servant ¢” Wife—* Because she claimed to have had ten years’ experience in doing housework.” Husband—* Well, wasn't that in her favor ?” IT didn't want any one so particnlaras that to boss me A BIG DIFFERENCE, You ought to be a: re in that way, ned to abuse you said an indignant citizen. “He isn't my hors “T've just hired him stable, replied the man. from a_ livery TOO MUCH FATHER. “ Remember, children,” said the school- teacher to her charges, ‘that Bobby Smith has no father now and that you must treat him very kindly. How would you feel if you had no father ¢” And immediately a youngster, whose father had evidently c i morning for some misdem “Well, I guess I'd feel bette now.” NOT THAT HE KNEW OF. In a police court. “Prisoner, Iam told, too, that your wife was extremely sensitive.” ““Humph! Don't know what you call sensitive. She was al yet after I struck her three times with my heavy stick.” comicbooks.com