Judge — January 28, 1888 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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THE INDURATED SERVITOR. How ty 1 blunders bore you, and how rattled, mad wore you Feel when impuder rance run races with his gill If you dine To tind anything you want to though kitehenward he skips, for he seen him, thinks it can't makes sure of bis * tips.” acular what-is-it wor leaves thumb-marks social visit Chis spe s out of all semb on your card, How his eh k would lightning scatter! And as for his nent or a whetstone, or a bullet would oa waLonos: THE MANY SWEAR OFF. . gentlemen,” said: Jim Baggs, as he held upa f pure bourbon, CH drink this, and after this” — Everybody looked "up in astoi t. for the prospect of Jim's wearing off was somethii rpriss this,” continued J tise no more.” WAY REASONABLE FOR ONCE. Lapy—"There! For the first Fuonist ‘rreitedy)—" Quick ae Dill bs A SNUB TO THE OLDEST INHKABITANT. ar Fath as well vthing seri "Well, [should say so. in several 3 interview fat * And how is y ather is ne » Mrs. Drew?" usual this wint is the matter This is the first ti rs that the Bugle hasn't sent a man to on the d ful winter of °37. Is there an HE COULD STAND IT BEST. Ber! Lhope grandma will die before I do; don't yout Pa—* What on earth ever put such ideas into your head?” Bertie" Ol, T have often noticed that T can stand trouble better than she ean.” De po'es' mahksman sometimes hits ¢ JUDGE Tras (reading notice) —" Scott! When this anit of mine gets ol Ft bring it down here and raise a Tm glad T run across that. ew ddollags on it.” A RASH BET. Hagermey Why so sad this morning, Ned?” Killingshury—" 1 just Hagerm That's Tm sorry he threw a pall over your feelings.” Killingsbury—* Well, he did. We saw girl on the avenue, and [bet him a case of 3 we'd sce a white horse within a block.” Hagermeyer—" Well Killingshury—°So help me Jolin Righteous! the only team that acoaleart drawn by four black mules and dri ws the Times's race i yadd insult to inj nd tan dog belonging attit barked at me as he went bys? r brothe the family. red-headed Jow label that WANT OF TACT. Rev. Mr. Futinit (calling on invalid. parishioner) — wish you could get ov he grounds and see what w derful unpre Parishioner ( a prosperans condition Pastor: s; brother Pilgriff let the Lord move him sh to present the parish with a new Brewster hearse last week, and [ have heard rumors that one of the anointed proposes to build us a new crematory on that vacant lot back of the churchyard.” st ain feasts equal to the best Mrs. Stontleigh of of patricians, but whe Newark is a patrician little Kelly of Hoboken forward deck of the - 2 other night, there were few dry eyes in the vicimty ferryboat th ‘SOME COMPOSITE PHOTOGRAPHS. comicbooks.com