Judge, 1888-01-21 · page 15 of 16
Judge — January 21, 1888 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and filler content**, not editorial cartooning. Judge's revenue came heavily from ads, which dominate here. The main text content includes: **"A Boston Appetite"** — a humorous poem about a woman consuming an enormous holiday meal (turkey, multiple pies, desserts, sherbet, ice cream), then suffering indigestion at night. This is simple domestic humor about gluttony. **"High Jack"** and **"Sool o'vhan"** — brief comic verses. The latter appears to mock British enthusiasm for someone (possibly a performer or sports figure), with repeated refrains about "Sool o'vhan" charming England and even the Queen. **"Decisions Handed Up"** — short, dry legal humor about an umbrella stolen from a hall-rack being recovered in Louisville. The **advertisements** include pens, embroidered garments, paper products, hats, and patent medicines—typical of Judge's commercial pages that subsidized the magazine's satirical content. No major political figures or events are referenced. This is light, domestic humor aimed at middle-class readers.
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