Judge — January 21, 1888 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Reserved seats Orchestra circle and Balcony, 0 cents. “A RUN OF LUCK.” Fvenings at & Matinees Wed. and Sat. WALLACKsS, direction of Mr. Hen oD Evenings at 8: Unde Abbey. THE FASHION.” Matinee Saturday 2:15 BIJOU OPERA HOUSE. Burlesque Company in. the Gorgeotis Production of “ THE CORSAIR.” Matinees Wednesday and Saturday at Dixey, Rice Barton, - ee Proprietors Proprietor - Manager I Success of Mr. EDWARD HARKIGAN in bis artistic and natural character of PETE. nd his Popular Orchestra. y--Matinees—-Saturday. \ ested. from the theatre. What was to bedone? Would my Wisconsin terror ever get through, and would wind up at the Union-square or in jail? At last I saw deliverance in the distance, tinged though it was with backwoods bashfulness and hesitancy. My unlucky relative had_ finished, and the officers came over and said, *Guess this is all right; you can go: adding by way of apol- ogy the suggestive remark, ‘You know we have to take care of these men.’ I grabbed the stut- terer, hustled him into a cab, and yelling to the driver to make for the theatre instanter, sank back on the seat, firmly resolved to do no more chaperoning of helpless Wisconsin lunatics. Death is preferable.” MRS. SCHNEIDERKASE GIVES A GERMAN. “My vife leats der fashion this veek alre said the German Policeman to his friend Reilly, the blacksmith. “Ve had a gradesdade uf affairs at our flat lasd night. She gafe a German.” *-Is that so?” the blacksmith said, greatly inter- “And whoy was not Oi invited—me and Mrs. Reilly ! ead of these germans in the papers over an i curious favorst guests carry away Shure, O'im rale sorry yez didw't invite me.” «Yah, dots so,” said the. inveterate joke “Vell, it vos gwide a shmall bardy vot she gafe, mit only von dropby und only von bardickler frent owdside der family inviced. Dot vos der doctor. He sayt afdervots it vos von uf der shmall- est Germans he ever addended—butdot it seemed healty und he doughtit vould lif."—The German Policeman THE popular tne family circle and cant players generally, Hyait’s Patent Game Register and Trump Indicator registers points, scores the games and shows the trumps. Awarded prize at American Institute Fair. Sample sent upon receipt of 15 cents in stamps oF two for % cents. 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