Judge — January 14, 1888 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. President W. J. Anenit, drt Department Bersnand Gutam Editor : LM. Ongoony TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED sTATES AND POREIGN sUBSC! ninaseom ae Soreign countries in the postal union, $a year. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (PoTTER BUILDING), Park How, New York, E27 We guarantee advertisers a larger eireulation at cheaper rates thanany Amer- fean satirical paper published. The Jevar. is for saleat Brentano's, 17 Rue de L’Opera, Paria Dip axYuopy OMIT to send to Leo a calendar for 1888? Sreakixo or New York state under Governor Hill, the empire is polities, EVERY WoMAN must have a pet, and if she can’t get a man she must have a cat or dog. Tue JupGE has already entered into several contracts as a result of leap year, but what can a poor n dot Witt Mr. CLevetanp be known in history principally as Mrs. Cleve- land’s husband? Deacoy Wurte, had better call in old slouch hat; otherwise he be mistaken for Wil- E18 a proposit surplus to the heathen. It comes from women. Ah, what practical persons those women are! n to give the Geverat Cuinton B. Fisk, accord- ing to the Voice, is loaded. We had hoped that this excessive dissipation would cease with the close of the holidays. represented the ited States the court of St. James; but that is ardly possible—he doesn’t know how to Tue Kettys of No-man’s land have taken the place in history of sas; but we have the consolation of knowing that the Kellys e for the most part been killed. THERE Must be less rawhiding of young men by young women. times the punishment is not de- J, but the man is always help- For the innocent youth thus tortured there is no reparation unless the girl marries him, aud the Some It isa pretty tough ing from the political symptoms; but we'll venture five dollars against it, anyhow. To Mr. fellow; and if will put him in LAPSTONE—A happy and a successful year to you, old nybody hits you with a snowball hereafter our artists cartoon and ruin him forever, A REPORTER ha: ited Rome to find that Jacob Sharp is a good an honest man. He is perhaps a conscientious reporte found it necessary when in Rome to think as Romans think. Ir Is GIVEN out with emphasis that all the prohibitionists want i: to hurt the Republics an party. gentlemen have con- tented thems -pop lies to the opposite effect. Aram Hewitt is a very powerful man. When he gets through BOUND TO WIN, Lxy—" T see yoh hed luck to der rafMl, Clarence?” y two farves fast off; but when took de turk: destroying the knights of labor will he kindly pull down the gates of hades? GOVERNOR HILL, GOOD-BYE! Language, according to the late Mr. Talleyrand, was created for the concealment of ideas. Our little governor goes that several better, and omits the language as well as the suggestion. He has been pro- claimed as the great Democratic force in politics—a fighting man, an aggressor, a knight of principle, with visor down and battle-ax hand; yet he has not a word to say on any question which interests the nation, and in every national respect he is a skulker, lacking even the courage of a bushwhacker and minus a banner anda plume. It is sad that men on whose promise so much is centered should be so utterly disappointing. It is the old Democratic cowardice, and in comparison with it the courage of Mr. Cleveland is a majestic revela. tion of power, not to say of good political management. It is little to say “I am a Demoers Where, thou little wretch! are the doc uments to.show for it? The JupGE has said that Mr. Cleveland has made Mr. Blaine the next president. It was a courageous, manly, patriotic thing to do. Governor Hill has made it inevitable that Grover Cleveland is the man to be licked by Mr. Blaine, and that is so cowardly as to be contemptible. There is no redemption for a cow ard in these days. Mark you that, David! and good-bye “ORGANIZE FOR HONESTY,” says the Buffalo Express. Good gracious! what's honesty ? THERE 18 really talk about nomi- nating Mayor Hewitt for president though there is not a Democrat in New York who doesn't look upon and frequently mention him as « fussy granny. TO LEO. The Jup present to Pope I on his golden jubilee was an el ly bound copy of the proceedings of the fathers of this city for the last five years. If there is anything in the constitution of the United Si presented by President Clevels calculated to make his holiness un- duly proud, he will find the amelio- rative penance in this fine record o! New York city legislation. The JvuDGE's compliments to his holiness, and may he have golden jubilees galore. It May BE said of a hatter, how- ever small may be his ambition, that he is generally making himself felt To Sapr-Car there as long 4 and really, ha election, we believ oT—May you stay the republic lives; ing survived your will live many lem Haight shuk t'ree sixes REFORM is a good thing: but, in the view of Governor Hill, is not perfect until it de- votes itself solely to thea ambition of G Gov nor Hill. HANDS OFF, JAMES! A paper assumes that Mr, Blaine will insist on naming Mr. Sher- man in case he doesn’t care to run himself, Not much. The peoy will do the nominating; and though the man will be either Blain Sherman, he will not t atter, good as that man is. Mr. Bl is out of the bu: national canvass, and if he doesn't keep his hands off of it he will get his knuckles rapped. Dyspeptics, according to a newspaper heading, “may now take heart.” That is not what is needed. What they want is to take stomach. A CLIMATE that can give us a zero thermometer and within twelve hours a soaking rain fourteen hours long is not to be sneezed at; or, on second thought, perhaps it i is. WE NEVER thought so much of the remark “I am a Democrat when the order came removing Commissioners Jay and Richmoud comicbooks.com