Judge — December 31, 1887 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. VJ. AMKIELL vident Art Depa Faitor ment 1M. Gueoory TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED TATRA AND CANAD! FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—To all foreign eoutries in the postal union, $5.4 year. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (PoTTER BUILDING), Park tow, New York, 27> We guarantes advertisers a larger eireuta sativieal paper published, at cheaper rates than any Amer Trine Allis not well that ends Bodwell Iv Isx'T more time that Mr. Ke eternity. © the late governor of Maine ly wants What he wants is WE JUDGE from a recent convention in New York that Republican clubs are trumps. UTING 18. a good thing, but at this season there must be a 1 for tremendous preparation. T TO the bind of freedom give us the band of Amesbury— be sure, they are pretty Pop your question and directly the Il ratify the con You do the we'll audit the accounts. “My same 7-1 B. Smith,” said aman at the Gilsey house yesterday ; whereupon the gentleman’ addressed remarked with a sweet smile, “So be 1." A picture in the World present: ing Mr. Whittier on his 180th birth, ay. and with crossed eyes, is a sad pmmentary on the evil effe artistic license. IT 18 SAFE to suppose that Mr. Berry Wall will suit a day hereaft course, not counting, of more elaborate n his better-half, the several ones that will a DAVID'S PARADOX. There is likely to be something in David Hill's message with regard to the tariff question that will be mighty interesting reading, Perhaps advisable to say why he is a Democrat Ixgcraixe ratinn able ter smoak cigahs when yo" ole Fonwano sox” Vs ain't David will find it adical free-trade for instan ad not THE sickest New-y 's Garland is that which is apparently not sly to be removed. Jim BLaine is in the New-ye air, and there is no patent suction that can pump him out of it. Ovr ara John G. Whittier—and here’s to him in the best beverage of th newest day of the year. WHOLESOME ADNIC There is some talk of war between Austri be backed by several powers that will think better of the matte ently. The nd to sugg pres: JUDGE begs to present its sympathy to Francis Joseph, ‘st to him that the best way to enter a bear's embrace is to run away from it with the utmost speed. There was never yet a bear that was good and sociable, and the existing disposition of the Russian animal is dangerou Harry New year, Ben Butler! Live long and prosper. The country couldn't get along very well without your obliquity of eye A CONCISE REASON. “What Ise like ter know, yo" onery child, is how yo's ulder kin only stnoak his pipe ¥ chil'n to suppo't.” and politics; and there are not brains enough in the head of the man who will presently want to fill your place. OUR LOYALTY TO WORTH AND BEAUTY. The JUDGE presents its New-year's compliments to the fair lady of the white house, and begs to assure her that, no matter what her domestic or political complications are, it will continue to support her for the first position at least until the nomination of Mr. Blaine. — [1 is quite probable that she will be outrun by that fleet-footed gentleman: but, in view of her obstructive skirts and her lack of knowledge as to these competitive Will not lessen the JUDGE'S loyalty or reflect upon her worthiness and her right to win. And in 18% THE NEW YEAR ought to see the death of the humbug calle service reform—if, that is to say, there is enough of it left to di Mr. Harper of Cincinnati, who tried to play on with golden strings, went up in consequence, the expiration of about ten years TO PRESIDENT CLEVELAND. prning to your excellen The recent message was able and courageous, ysequent nomination and election of Mr. F intended, is worthy of all praise... You | one of cowardice to one of perfuneto bravery, and the country will b n instrument and will come down at The tipo the New done fairly well You have «its Ps not ve changed your party from y, but nevertheless gratifyin the nicest, liveliest, healthie fight next year that it has had since 1860. Long life to the two principal Clevelands, and may they have the respect in their retin: have won in public life. SELAM? The JUDGE begs to express its ap preeiation of the work of the Repub lican clubs lately in convention in this city. It was good. fighting throughout, and whichever of the favorites had the convention during its various periods of agitation, that ved it The final action of the cony was satisfactory toa very ma. y of the purty * on the majority, that man is not fitted for the fi play which alone means party success. It wasa wise and good convention. A ha ear to it, and to the man mosphere from. its ihe, though pe man d tion and whose " goes NEW-YVEAR'S AND THAT OTHER WAY. There is a legend to the effect that N ar's night th ander Hamilton get out of their Trinity receptacle and call to those of Aaton Burr to come to them fora mutual though rather sepulchural dance of good will. That is the feel- ing that belongs appropriately to the are that an ity is not neces: the never-to-be-avoided quar article of tenderness: but, first day of the year. The Jue ily transitor; id that other mani rel is totally without sense or the re in behalf of the comfort of the sensible one of the combatants, there must be a settlement of differences as well as of mathemati yunts with the beginning of every year. Therefore the JUDGE says to each of its ene nies, if so be there happen to be any, “ Miserable man that thou art; perfidious wretch; representative of all the meanness that walks the ground, cleaves the air, and hides itself for shan nthe depth of the sea, come to these art nd be totally forgiven!” The sun should go down on no wrath. If the year that closes here is per mitted to witness anything of that kind, that is villainy that must le charged to that other man in the records of all coming time. Of all the besotted and hited creatures this world has known, that man is the worst. He gets the wrong meaning of everything you say. He misrepresents. He borrows your books with the usual result He is insufferably ignorant of your greatness and your importance, He or agrees with you because of his radical stupidity and stubborn: ne akes your wines and your umbrellas with the air of on who is appropriating his own property. Blank that other man aud may the curses he utters against others come to his own roost am comicbooks.com