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This page contains political commentary and satirical text rather than a prominent cartoon. The main illustrated section labeled "KEEPING UP APPEARANCES" shows a caricatured woman in Victorian dress, likely satirizing upper-class pretense or social climbing. The text discusses Republican Party defensive positions and internal struggles, mentioning the "scalded Independents" and comparing the party to a "double-headed political Janus." References to free-trade debates and manufacturing interests suggest this addresses late 19th-century political divisions over tariffs and economic policy. Additional commentary mocks French politics, criticizes a figure named Haggard, and discusses Cleveland's political situation, though the specific elections or events remain unclear without additional dating context. The overall tone ridicules hypocrisy among political and social elites.
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JUDGE PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. President W. J. Ann. Vice President Manny Art Depa Paitor TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. One copy te sii FOREIGN SUBSCIPTIONS—To all foreign countries in the THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (PoTTER BUILDING), Park Row, New York, 82H We quarantee auteertisers a laryer eireulation at cheaper rates than any Amer fean sativien! paper published, Ib 18 THE first business of a prohibitionist to prohibit. common sense. A SEW MAGAZINE, The Age of Woman, perhaps solves a long felt WE THINK it is safe to sty that if Mr. be forgi Blaine will return all will Tue MAN HILLIARD hats be n heard to observe that there's many it slip “twixt the shoe and the lip. Epwarp HAsnas is Am Why! Ed of those cheap Car jean, ard is one Wayye county, is chiefly noted for its women pol- iticians and its oil of peppermint. can't shake the nimgwumps ta, they'll Ah, but suppose he calls for the police ? Murat HaLste is the sage see runes (tu satrman who tells what should: have Atvets ay the Blazin His prescience to the always at “Yury heen nines, don” ebe nase: past is Wires you can't predict any- hing about French polities you aunt to congratulate yourself that you know the most about it rte obse rd will not ¢ that he will t some impending period. Jay Gov are talkin Dand ¢ Gould __ Kita (rynameaticaty)- Fer the lore oHiven, Beezy.don’ mix th bromuet: Tur arrEcTION zor anil Dana for the preside len and unexpected asa case of mea sles; is about as rash, nd will last just about as long A MAN who had he: disabled, and | indeed r sing was asked if she was vocally » said he Gerster was which was very bad) grammar Iv STRIKES Us th club entertainment tive oversight ming pres t the advice in connection with t * isan unretle me early and avoid the press, THERE ARE si quarrels withi state: but as they are all of them De little liahle to produce disaster as the the Republican lines of this ms they are as Keely motor, A Yuri of this city failed to attend his own wedding because of abad cold. If the lady mises has any self-respect she will freeze him out entirely; and if he has any he will get himself into an ice-box and from there to his yawning section of the cemetery If 18 DEMONSTRATED in France that there can be no president who KEEPING UP APPEARANCES. — Kilkilten hax dane well an the last contract aud is blocing Mra Kakilien off for sme rn if there is non by his re: forget the exact m it's a shockingly abused word n to fill the vacancy caused jing of “nepotism,” but of Australia is not favorable is not fave to rin mind thy DEMOCRAC For the first time in is on the defensiv party of in pus purposes t ug on to th Ww sustenance from its victim. Utte n, deluded the s« blinding color of civil service, and with poured out plentitudinous nutrition to ty spoils. Nothing is so bard to unmask difficult to combat as cunn ‘THE CLIMATE, that of Mexi vcd be American rowing American sobriety. Let us take CLs, —WHAT WILL IT DO? f a century the Republican pa reratic ecto country as long as it can unscrupulous so that it Hed Independents with the soft and soothipg tentacle greedy parasites hungry for ad nothing so sdininistration would harden the pulpiness of its policy into definiteness; if it would desist from cob- bling and createa plan; if it would solidify the sliminess of its methods inte ation could and would soon pass its verdict on its capacit. loft on that great national arch each stone of which is a state, and its very keystone cemented to its place with tres sure and blood—sitting aloft on this builded hemisphere which the majority of its devotees attempted to destroy, a double-headed polit it turns smiling nad the an insincere protective the north. Who is to h slipping e, will give this Will it be a rebel yell tempered with sweet cunning, or a loyal pean echoing the remembrance of the magnanimity as well as the success at Appomattox 7 Will it be a Moloch or a Providence?) Will it hold out deadly free-trade arms, impatient to gather to itself the ’ 1 homes of our workmet en on the ical Janus, free-trade fe other with Jol voice ¢ thot th—er—ah, diamints do be real. pro: plaudits of E crunch tl mills as iron, cotton and hosiery dessert ? for France is one, We refer especially at this moment to Grevy and Boulanger. THE HOUSE without a anugtiter it is only half blessed; but what I be said of the house whieh no Christmas JUDGE on Christ s day ? ALICE'S STOCKING. There were found in the stom THE WIDOW Lave ach of the deceased Alice, the emi nent elephant, several dollars. in tion had been continued some of the lost long with the missing documents of the pennies: and if the investi arts might turned up. Pacific Mrs. PaRaN STEVENS is a wise woman. nothing in any of her newspaper intervi thing that most of us can produc Behold you! she says s, and that is the very best Two INDIANs ously Montana jail hanged themselves, hav murdered two white men. G they'll civilize themselves fast enough. HYSTERICS. The gentleman who does the politics of the World thinks the renomination of Blaine would revive factional Republican animosities. and that the only method of safety is to put upsome man to be selected by Mr. Conkling. When we contemplate such argument as that it seems to us that death has lost half its terrors and can never gain any victory to appal the surviving opposition. AN OnIO WoMAN ng previ Indians rope enough and is said to hav y from study of the faith comicbooks.com