Judge — November 19, 1887 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. President WJ. am Vice trestdent ftanay Ke Art Department Hexsiano GILLAM Paitor 1M. Onnoony TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED RTATES AND CANADA, IS ADTASCEL > Oe sin FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—T» all foreign countri the postal THE JUDGE PUBLISHING Company (Potter Bu! Ww, New Vork, on, $5.4 year. DING), Fe We quaranter autvertisers a larger circulation at cheaper rates than any Amer: fean satirical paper published Best HEALTH RULE for Englishmen—Let John L. Sulli nh alone. OR HILL says he will never make a show of his wife, and won't. THE CLOSING campaign speech of Governor Hill, in Elm brought down the gallery, Ir ts To BE observed that the election hat is always considerably II for the head. Why? HE WIND that came from J raised in behalf of John R. Fellows, A WOMAN SPEAKER left the prohibitionists to speak for H. Geo It reminds us of the man who abandoned whist for poker, and insisted on calling himself a re- formed gambl too s Pulitzer’s bellows was apparently Bes BuTLER Pryor will proba ar; F found wing for the goats on the day of judgment. Tue Mr. Jackass who made that speech at Macon, Ga., fur- nishes the kind of local music that the south most respects. THERE Is A RUMOR that Dr. MeGlynn will go back to the chureh, and certainly the polit: ical circus is ove this RAKING OF reminded repeated demand MITKIEWIC; of the oft in the new us an we are papers, count.” honest ind as much pre IT Is NoT encouraging te that Jetf. Davis i: ident of the new south as he was of the old one. sofa) From this tim It Is NOT WISE in an to assume to bea dictator, Mr. Pulitzer, until he has been elected to that position. IF IT Is TRU still buzzing in at home. as a contemporary says, that the presidential bee is ¥eneral Hawley’s bonnet, the bee must feel very much THERE HAS BEI the celestial regions. us of Jenny Lind. a remarkably lent addition to the music of We judge so from the departure from among THE FACT that a woman would elope with a colored man is sufli- cient evidence that the colored man should repudiate her as a woman unworthy of his affection or respect a rumor that Jefferson Davis was going to die. Of course it was founded on no fact. Mr. Davis is so unutterably opposed to reconstruction that he is going to live forever. in the World of Samuel J. Tilden 11 was one of the funniest things of the late very funny : but perhaps, after all, it did DeLancey no harm MR. CLEVELAND AS 4 POLITICIAN. The president is on record York city re A PICTURI the backer of DeLancey Nic camps with the regular Democrats of Ni nlless of the men they select as candidates. He on record 1 contributor to the Democratic election fund in all cases and all campaigns. The JUDGE is not wholly opposed to these things —it recognizes the necessities that belong to politics and organization, AN ASSERTION OF HIS RIGHTS. and at the same time the right of voters to repudiate bad regulars and all manner of bribery; but it cannot see why Mr. Curtis and his fol lowers should not be shocked to t and from the quick to the marrow of their delicate and unique nnen voted prohibition would be ally remarked Mrs. Buak: s that if ried into every state, Well, a before election, forewarned is fo WIP, HIP—It-l-P! It is best to let those Democrats win once ina while. not only permits it, but insists upon it. It encourag at and difficult fe: If the part win at every election it would in time become i x fat, would kick the air till it strain suppose, too, that the result in this state ma’ Grover Cleveland sure, and that means a great Republican national ory next year, It is certainly lamentable that Colonel Grant should have been defeated; but this is merely the first day of the gen- eral political Shiloh, and the events to come will vindicate Republican wisdom, honesty and valor, as they did after misfortune more than twenty years ago. Let those Democrats shout. They won't have another chance. The June s them in their of good behavior, wise wax’ rs the renomi IT 1s PROPOSED by the Graphic that Frederick taken ing pieces out of glass and blowing them at enter a museum, The insult thus conferred upon Mr. May is unpardon- able. Of course he will offici in no museum where the price of admission is less than a quar: ter of a dollar, y, who ha Tur Es MAN who came here a month ago to write a book on America has ne loaded. He read the New York papers very diligently every day for two weeks before election. home Henry GEor is a very amusing man, but he brings about a confusion of polities that is distracting. We love Mr. George, but from a mathemat- ical point of view he is the nothing that brings ruin to all political mathematics. FOR FITURE CON There area few things which ought to be recorded in connee: tion with the late political un- antness. First, it isa pretty un to stick to rty—a little matter of discipline that Mr. Dana can ¢ to himself, as well as Mr. Second, mugwumping is bad for the mug- Third, forth I shall erase to call you wife: Pulitzer and Mr. Curtis. wump, whether he be a leader or one of the rank and file. © No king, no clown, Can rule this town,” no matter whether he come to the town from Hungat And when next the Republican party thinks of the Democracy to select i alternativ or St. Louis. of going into the ranks 's favorites it had better select the better as Mr. Conkling observes. and shut up shop. Is not a good business. Billy Malone! Mvuoweump! OcH HON it alone. You are out of the swim and must go A KENTUCKY LADY killed herself because she found a few gray hairs in her head. If she had waited long enough she might have been happy—she might have found her head without any hairs at all. Jefferson Davis must not die now. That would be worse treason to the Democratic party than that of which he was guilty to the country. The solid south is for him to the last atom of its solidity It even believes he was president when Abraham Lincoln assumed that official distinct: . let us consider, would become of the Democratic party if Mr. Cleveland were to insist on the one-term principle or if nd and Hill were to drive the presidential ew York ? .-Who would be coémicbooks.com