Judge, 1887-11-05 · page 13 of 16
Judge — November 5, 1887 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertisements and filler content** rather than editorial cartoons. The main elements include: **Major Ads:** - **Pears' Soap** (top): A beauty product promising "fair white hands" and clear complexion—typical period advertising targeting women - **Tailor shops** (L.S. Davidson, Parsons Scarlett & Co.) - **Patent medicines** (Epps's Cocoa, Taffy Tolu Gum, Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription)—common in this era - **Theater listings** for venues like Daly's Theatre and Palmer's **Editorial Content:** Brief satirical snippets mock social attitudes: - "No Use for Misery" criticizes how American families consume *Judge* magazine for humor rather than addressing real problems - A joke about pickpocket warnings reflects working-class anxieties - Commentary on wealthy "heiresses" suffering chronic ailments despite fortune **Context:** This reflects Judge's dual nature as both humor magazine and advertising vehicle. The ads reveal period concerns: beauty standards, patent medicines (before FDA regulation), and theater entertainment. The satirical fragments are minor filler between paid advertisements.
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JULGE NO USE FOR MISERY. No well conducted American fami ill keep inisery and grief on_ its intellectual siceboards oveatter. The fiat has gone forth, and so has + Good Things from Judge” isat present king of humor, health and happiness opted Saray a ry Fair white hands. Towed upon the waves, a sheep without a een Advocate. jocket, why didn't you interfere, {nstead etting him get away Countryman—*"T saw e sign up there, * Beware of pickpockets,’ an’ 0 (eh S In by’ gosh, I was ‘fraid to."— Exchange, e a mings UST AOU ne. PARSONS SCARLETT & CO. | PLACES OF AMUSEMENT, tion of amusing matter and illustrations original TATLORS RaCcheTAT published inthe columns of our facetious c C 4 porary, the Jupar.—New York Sun. | S96 FIFTH AVENUE, THE COARSEHAIR, ——— | Murray Hill, NEW YoRK. or the “HEIRESS TO MILLIONS," — an Knights—Cleveland’s Trip, : ‘ositively ghts—" Fall of New Babyto the newspaper stated, and how women, L. Ss. DAVIDSON, | Eeeninas ‘an all of; New: Baby lon: probably, read the ine, and envied her. But | at enings, . ‘ 3 little was she to be envied, however ; fo pite a of her great wealth miserable. ras aifor. | A.M, PALMER, her lot, in common with m; A walfer fr chronic esex” which are|Cor.Beekman and William Street, — Evenings at 380. uliar to the female sex. JIM THE F |. she would gl | lar of her fortune for one brief install- = =| With Origin rot health, Gow eney, and haw inexpen = | Seats may he secured for any of the performances. "would be the j alth, if Dr. Pierce's | Favorite Prescription w “ Anil the use of the same persisted ce of thousands of > 21 . ) N anner, teaches ux to predict #0, | "THE OLD HOMESTEAL for women, sold by drugs Evenings at & Matinees Wed. a % poi from the : j= on turers, that it will give satisfacti ‘A prominent physician in Berlin, or money will be refunded. This guarantee has | sehyileare: jus dlscovere thar Catarrh can readily be heen printed on the bottle-wrapper, and faithfully CARL, JENSEN carried out for man . 5 Tablets, the famous Dy Dr. Pi i covery was accidental.” Patients who. simultan- cure stcl y f | eously suffered front Dyspepsia and Catarrh were —— He also cured from the latter complaints, thereby When you fay for a ton of coal and only, get Peden dag gust ee eo tarrh are whteen hundred, the law allows you to schute fi ° the coal, though sou dare not shoot the dealer. — F. AD. RICHTER & Co, _— Denville Breeze. FIORE aos Dwar or DON ct ‘omen are so much honester than men, that| —=———=——— —— Buses MONON ROUT tock addening to read of the indictment of J Holmes as one of the ity Bank person: MATERIEL rareR. nastrated, Sent 3 months is perhaps better that women should not go i atrial for 200. Hatrine Hap, Chicago, Ill hanks, but remain at home, where thev can advise la and the Sout Send for their husbands or male relatives in all bu: ed Tourist Guide written as a matters. “Tell your wife,” but not if she is ina x Hist, Golde written es 6 bank.—Courier Journal, Hew TAFFY TOLU postage to dow - OLGAN'’S GU M Cormick, G. P, A., Chicago. TAKE NO OTHER ‘ " 5 ‘AN UNQUALIFIED ENDORSEMENT. Maxes Sound, White Teeth, Perfect. Digestion. NTE caret FREE) for OR When a business firm comes boldly forward | Barby mall, ae Golain's Wickvees Loubstte ky. and makes a public di nin the leading ‘apers of the country. a : FACIAL BLEMISHES. dla bal wie te fei tb ; heidisument Faced pfeveigmesy Hair rs, it is fair to presume that the echo saumest i fh sare, “A Be: sand wpertoous Hair autiful Plush Casket of business pursued by that will bear the Woteg We cet Moth: Freckles. Wrinkiex ine Jewelry srt tet evry Agra most thorough nd. Closest in’ gat ich | Bas Tbe tretaseee Sc se ie a eae eee oprictor and Manager, napolis, etc. and their treatment. Scod Re aes tear has been so openly courted. It FeCURBET ples and Ovtst" N,E- CALD COx Waillngfordy who have ings for many years Favcaibanye TED, ise sro NewYork Cy that rman |- Seeigene eee PREQUENT DATES EACH MONTH » inducements in thy f benuti al and | . FROM CHICAGO, -r, are. alwava carried out to.the letter, and | Farclopments fine an Real, agers ISTLOUIS, giON we fully worthy the high reputation the tirm has Prociton leet None Acne te Heade fear Route yh! 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