Judge — October 22, 1887 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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JSUDGH* + Nonsense!” laughed the bottle, “this isn't the first-time been in such a place.” “Tye a good mind to gulp you down,” growled the wa “That's what the other prohibitionists used to do when th replied the bottle, “but [guess my cork secures me from Well sce about that,” said the wave; and it pu d the poor bottle up against the rocky and inhospitable shores of Maine, where its life was beaten out by the bre . and its contents poured out on the thirsty tide. Which shows that prohibition doesn’t prohibit. A MISFORTUNE INDEED. A druggist the other day committed a fatal error. In putting upa prescription he poisoned the patient. When the terrible news was announced to him he tore out quite a handful of his hair and remarked : Sey re “Well ! that was unlucky ! [twas my best customer. ONLY ONE“ BAR" IN KENTUCKY. oan GREAT CARD. Boston hotel clerk—“ Ew din business in Louisville?” Guest—* No, sai; L belong to > the Kentucky bar.” se ; ee ays ee dhroww-port Boston hotel clerk—""Ah, in * deed | And how is the business down there 2” A CAPE MAY DIVERSION. Ve | . Gaspard — * Oh-0-0-0 ! af Vis an > feet SERIGHTSBOY eee aise came O07 fh, : ! «There are five gol dollars, seaueros a ssod ad Yo ' waid old y to his young der’ jus aa hem goin unde ; a oe ee ea ad rat hammoc at more could a hy, . little shaver like you wish? ie ini - - é fl s i “Only that T was as old as ought to be eminently flattered.” ’ you, grandpa,” replied the young ‘Mrs, Gaspard—" Flattered?” “ Rindly accept a oan of my whe, madarn.” Mr, Gaspard —* dently thought from the—r- ivity of your bathing-dress that ie night emulate the example of an ancestor of his. Did you notice whether he had an apple with him 2” Anthony Comstock seiz engaged immediately. COULDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO THAT. How did you get your clothes all wet, my little boy?” asked the minister. * | into the water, sir,” rephed little Johnny. Se you were fishing on the Lord's day, eh ? “No, sir; I wax on my way to church ” A SPECIAL CROP. Office boy—" Please, sir, there's a lady outside to see you, who says that she is one of the new southern authors.” Editor—* H'm! Ask her if she belongs to the Harper or Lippiu cott boom? AN AID TO SOMNOLENCE, Wife— There, Henry, you onght to take a good rest this after: noon. Go out on the stoop and go to sleep in the hammock.” Husband—" AN right; where's the Times?” send all “round fit, Everybody happy. WISE LITTLE MISS. A young miss, age ten, whose sister had just become engaged to a vas seated at the supper-table with the family. There had ons expressed about the M. D., when the follows: T think it will bea very he can now lea us. babies with Carrie to strangers." Supper was adjourned. JUDGE'S FABLES. BOTTLE AND THE WAVE. Money is sometimes called dust because it is so y to blow in The tin can never troubles the dog with the bob t WOMAN'S VOICE. T love a low, sweet voice in woman, A BOTTLE of wine which had been lost overboard on the high seas was. merri bobbing about when it re ceived a rude buffet from a The low, sweet voice speaks rarer, truer passing wave. Than all of beauty’s charms combined ; id the wave, “what do you want in a prohibition To hear well you must come close to her— country t Another charm in that I find. comicbooks.com