Judge — October 15, 1887 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. President Ww. J. Mace. Flor fyenident Haney It Howe Art Department Pastor TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED sTATES 1S ADVANCE, ‘One One copy for 1h weeks, Single FOREIGN SURSCRIPTIONS—T» all foreign countries in the poutal 1 Sa wear. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (PoTTER BUILDING), Park How, New York, guarantee adtecrtisers a larger eireulation at cheaper rates than any Amer- Al paper published Wie THE THISTLE opens to the influ autumn it is down, PERHAPS THOSE jolly Scots who have Volunteers to shed had better do it now, THE SONG-WRITERS had better discuss the question as to whether Britannia rules the wave. Wuern Grorar FP. nobody cared to TRAIN broke his silence of fourteen the pieces. Iv 18 PROPOSED by Mr. Donnelly to show that the gospel accordiny to St Luke was written | Paul. Ler sat least hope that it be necessary for Fred. Grant to apologize for being the son of his father, won’ A PAPER READS, Jia scum the scam HEADING Sharp about t ex; the same Jacob and of confinement WE bo Nor believe that Lamont ever wrote Grover Clev land's messages, but there may be a cipher which says otherwise. IN YACHT RAC and weather are generally but the at gets there is entitled to more credit for that reason. way wrong. THE sSoctaLists call them- selves progressive laborers. That is to say, they propose such pro- ress in labor that the other Hows will have to do all the work, THE NEXT WAR with England must be a naval one and must be fought out by such vessels as go by wind andare loaded only with good feeling and champagne. Mr. Bextwar—" Will you kindly draw me to drink the beer itself.” Bawresper (to himself) the froth-pump ia broken.) Wr is not in be born that it nt’s power to otherwise, to suit opponents, he might consent to be the son of other parents. “Tris Nor alwa sa poet. If the peference is made to the May called: Frederick, we beg to remark that it’s May in about two-thirds of the unreported cases Ir Is THE every-day duty of a mugwump to weep copiously b he n't called in to settle the trouble in paradise by kicking the occupants out and kicking himsel Proressor Hopktys says the prohibitionists want to put their consciences in their ballots. That might easily be done, and without embarrassing the election inspectors to the slightest degree. Wuat THIs couNTRY wants is a few more parties. There are only sixteen now, and two undergoing the preliminaries. Let us reach the point where every man is his own party and all will be well. At PHILADELPHIA your uncle R. B, Hayes, during a certain 1 TRY OUR COOL LAGER | IT SUCCEEDED; OR, PERVERSITY EXEMPLIF ED. ‘That's too thin.” nd crossed Let nobody not the first lady by pairing off, was left without a partner, and lo! Mrs. Clevel: the room and took his arm, and she and he led all the rest, say after that that the JubGE'S lovely candidate is well as by luck and circumstance. COLONEL FRED. Has it grown to be a crime to have ther? Is the simple, mod est, honest soldier whom the Republicans of this state purpose to elect -y of state any the worse because General Grant was a quiet and « noble one? We believe in blood and breed in stock. Is the wiser animal (man) exet tA is a combination of character and circumstan eutenant of his regiment in the ican war and the pl the citizen. it was the tances only reveal. ure torn from the bed of the sea and tossed by its son the strand were just the same gems in the depths as in the nthe t Are we whe flower; paterr Luther: Enimet in shame that e in tanne de Grant the general stor sunshine i back with pride our protoplasm to the May- who put conspicuously forward the portrait of the ‘bocker; are we whose fathers held up the hands of who boast of the descended blood of Curran and ns, now for the first time to sneer and shape into a st deemed as a reflected glory ? The spur at the base of the mountain is of the same stut? as the towering top that some great uphea' has lifted as a land-mark to catch and hold longest the sunlight of fame. The monument at Riverside is yet unbuilt; a great repub lic, whose merchants are princes and whose treasury is bursting with its overload of gold, goes alms-gathering like a beggar for a remembrance to its saviow while partisanship wriggles sin- uously in its bed of slime to strike afang in the heel of the son of his father. Any one who had seen Col- onel Fred. supporting with his strong arm the weak and broken hero, anticipating his speechless wishes, working with him at his last task; tender, kind and good, sheltering him from and. sharing the buffets of his great misfor- tune; any one who had seen Colonel Fred. smooth the friendly pillow under that friendly roof, or with extended hand aid the steps of the tottering exile of for- tune, to whom the princes and potentates all round the world had bowed but a brief while ago; any one who had seen this son at the last and the end. of greatness, follow that s and swordless casket d rocky path with the weeping wife and mother in the funeral, ould say, and truly, he was and is worthy of his sire. If public office be a public trust who better can be trusted than a good man and a noble son? ane W I Kn ar vi a glass of frotht My physician won't allow (Draws a schormer of silid herr and says A DEMOCRATIC PAPER wants it understood that the Democratic candidates are self-made men and never had any fathers worth men- ti ning. That is argument and opposition with a vengeance. . Mrs. La RY is not advertising this year. She needn't. When even the sporting man who doesn’t know her is anxious to fight for her, there is her advertising without money and without price. THE VOICE OF THE COWARDS. If the representatives of the Democratic party at Saratoga hadn't - been cowards, snd sons of cowards, they would have condemned the mugwump civil-service humbug in plain terms. That is what they believed, It is what they wanted to do and hadn't the courage to do. Everybody knows that there isn't a Democrat anywhere who doesn’t believe in the old Jacksonian idea that to the victors belong the comicbooks.com