Judge — October 15, 1887 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE DECISIONS HANDED UP. About the hardest thing in the world for a ‘an to preserve while engaged in the preserv ing business is her temper, when she is obliged to} set her preserving kettle off thestove to answer a| ing at the door bell and finds a patent medicine circular on the front step.—Norrixtown Herald. olomon said,” remarked the dominie as he ully trimmed a birchen switch four feet long ‘ore going into committee of the whole on the state of the country, “Solomon said, ‘Spare the rod and spoil the children.’ ” “Yes,” said the trembling | minority member of the committ But see what awful children Solomon raised.” And while the master thought and thought and thought, the minority went out to revise his report and forgot to come back.—Burdette. Now torches gleam from wood and wield And buckwheat seas are brownii | The asters white the pasture field, | Rich plumes the heights are crowning, | The chestnuts in their burry mines | No longer now are hidden And farmers readjust the signs | + All trespassing forbidden.” —Yonkers Gazette. “Is poverty e, a crime or a fault?’ asks an esteem ontemporary. Now there isn’t much sense in a discussion of this kind, but how very human it is. When a man has a se cold he'spends three times as much time tr: to guess how he got it as he does trying to cure it, | dise —Burdette. vestern paper says that Indians always im- chance they get to attend the circus. t the noble red hted in a circus, but we hal an idea ays wanted to be chief performer.— journal av delig! that he al Somerville “What is that scratch on your arm, Jamie “Oh, Thit it wid de cat!” was the unconcerned reply.—The Epoch. It is safe to say that there is less kicking done in Alaska than in any other portion of the United States. There are no mugwumps there and only three mules.— Pitsburgh Chronicle. “ Doctor, can you tell me what will prevent my food from hurting me othing easier. Don't eat it.” “Ha! | y good joke, “Not at all. TI If you, ha any further troubl in and we'll try some other course.”—Boston Transcript There are those who wore the blue and those wio wore the gray—and those who staid at home to make money or hold office—but the little crawling grayback was the same in both armies nd was just as happy on the blanket of a priva as on the flannel shirt of a general.—New Orleans Picayune. imption Cured. An old physician, retired from practice, having had placed in his hands by au Kast India mbsionary the formula, of & ; iy and permanent cure ‘vail throat has felt it his dat red by this m L will send fee to make it known to hissufferi 1a desire to relieve human suf- charge, to all who d hor English, with full Sent by mail by addressing with W. A. Noves, 149 Poncer's Block, stamp, Kochester, his paper, | | VRERRY BLossom IS THE HIGH COURT OP JUSTICE —Gosnell v. Durrant—On Jan. 28, 1887, Mr. Justice Chitty granted a Perpetual ‘Unfunction with costa, restraining Mr. George Reynolds Durrant from Infringing Messrs. John Gosnell and Co's Registered Trade Mark. CHERRY BLOSSOM HOW IS THIS? Belva Lockwood, erstwhile the feminine candi date for president, eveland The JcvGE and the <d Mrs. Cleveland long ago. cely strengthen the ticket if Belva were to yield her inalienable right to nominate herself for any office in the gift of the people, and consent to be vice-president.—Eliza- beth (N. J.) Journal. PACKER’S | TAR SOAP. “The Ladies’ Favorite,” for all toilet cleansing and purifying purposes; for prevent- ing chapping, chafing, comedones, or “ flesb- worms,” and other skin affections; for curing dandroff, premature baldness, itching, acne, ete.; for correcting the injurious offects of cos- metics, and for washing the delicate skin of infants. Uneqnalled for shampooing. 25 Cents per Cake, Druggists or THE PACKER MFG CO., 100 Fulton Street, N.Y. has withdrawn in favor of | | PLACES Hl AMUSEMENT. MADISON squ RE THEATRE. A.M. PALMER, DOCKSTADERS. Evenings at 8:30. JAMMED TO THE DOORS! Volunteer and Thistle, JIM THE PENMAN, Sole Manager Matinee Saturday. Two Corkers, Dr. Freckle and Mr, Snide. ing 8. With Original Cast. Seats may be secured for any of the performances Saturday Matinee, 2.80. KING OF TABLE WATERS. UNDERWOOD SPRING WATER PUREST NATURAL WATER. HEALTHFUL, COOLING AND REFRESHING. PREVENTS BRIGHT'S DISEASE. Send for Circular. THE UNDERWOOD COMPANY, General Office, 18 Vesey St, New York City comicbooks.com