Judge — October 8, 1887 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE disturbances of 1863. The Mont zuma peroid will come nex! perhaps there won't be enc leading citizens left to control the voting or fill the offices. Two weeks ago a New Haven actress, und by Jove ! there h: been a divorce yet. It ought to be understood t igible to otfic because he is the son of his father It 1s finally discovered what Maurice Bernhardt was born for, Itishis mission in life to lick the traducers of his mother. We know not who wrote the plays of William § speare, but it is doubtless true that our own McGarigle is the man in the iron mask, A Kentucky editor has disap. peared leaving debts to theamount of 48. Itisn’t often that a Ken- tucky editor can be got rid of as cheup as that A Newport woman prays the court for an order to prohibit her husband speaking to her. That little word put in edgewise always been productive of troub yeton the other side there is that terrible monopoly of speech. It isa curious fact that no woman has been known to commit suicide on the eve of her marriage, and that hundreds of men have. The only explanation of this is that the HUM OF THE COURT women have saved and comforted themselves by eloping with the other individ: When the mind cure furnishes a one-legged man with a cork accompaniment that will be what is called business. ria spends much of his time peeling potatoes ; so ng who is good for something after all * You want my books @ says Charles Crocke me for a circulating librar In Mexico some able and some younger part fighting duels and killing each other over the Maxin le AUSS ON UNDERTAKERS, “Py chiminetty! uf you talk apoud cheek 1 baed you dot feller dot got his store der corner py unt sells coffins unt gaskets unt calls himselluf a funeral con- ductor vas corner der pretzel.” Strauss had on his best suit and evidently been out to a funeral, and had stopped to wipe off the baron his the inner room What was der racket, Strauss?” said the newsboy a laid his papers on the icebo Bimby Hofensack buried his wife agen alreaty; dot eS tree vife, unt he got dis same funeral prakeman or conductor efery time unt Bimby said it looks. moredele aateness uf Iseddle der pil! mit der mans, Chonny. Ish dot soz” right, Strauss; wot uv it?” and Johnny , Lask it dot veller how much isdot pill, Chonny, inks 0 nd dercorner unt hesays, ‘Mr. Hofei k mit his family relations unt v: zood many vifes, unt I vill gife him twenty percent. discount uf CHRONIC, i les me his Peesness right alon and Strauss drew Batessy (iho has length)“ I've been watching you all the evening, oldman. What makes you two glasses mild for himself and Johnny, laughed softly “al that way 2" f to himself, and went in search of Loweesa. an ee COM NaI =H RNY OF fat Sant BONDI "pes Hear cka, Bese playing tennte et comicbooks.com