Judge — October 8, 1887 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Miss Kane—" I think my girth has broke n ts lea fist risin’ th’ eit his trade at Delmonico’s as a reserve waiter) hill wid th’ vhictoria (devil take the name)" ‘A DELICATE MATTER. Vis, me leddy (modestly); yure chapperroon ‘Il soon be wid yez. Sh e's “What I claim on,” said the elocutionist, as he rolled up his manuscript and dis replaced them in his pocket, ‘is the figure ac- companiment for teaching elocution. poetry is nothing but a garment in which to dress an idea.” ‘Excuse me if I remark,” said the president, | “that your literary garment is rather low- necked. In fact there is a good deal of naked truth under the guise of fiction.” “Do you consider it right to deceive an au- dience with such a burlesque ending as that? You work on people's feelings for nothing,” | said Skaggs. “Notat all,” said Banks. ‘‘ Working on people's feelings is all the hard work I do, and I never do it for nothing either. “We have wasted the whole evening and we will sit down and stand adjourned one and the president hit the desk with the in a striking manner. THR OLD PRoFESsOR. Still “A Dark Secret "—Who frowed dat brick? Philip Goatcher of Wallack’s is the happy father of half a dozen little Goats. It's a durn poor first night owadays that hasn't General Sherman as an accessory before a after the fact. The “Great Pink Pearl” is what might be called a pearl at any price There is a suspicion abroad that Francis Wil- son is suffering from a severe and malignant attack of hydrocephalus. “The Marqui is made up in “the new opera at the Casino bout equal parts of pret: 8, nice plot, catching music, tie best marc produced on the stag scenery rarely approa ing ¢ and a sumptuousness asto ed; and the trio of music, presented by Lilian Grubb, Je Urquhardt is worth going grace, and beauty Berth ici and Bel tiles to see and he: A well-known light-opera singer and “ filler in” of comedy roles said the other night that he thought Philadelphia was more addicted to foolish maidens and slim-waisted ion than any other city on the continent. While there recently The | he recei od a let etter from two young women, well noved in the best circles of nel ming two tickets fora th y, and asking Man to-do them thentever ing and using them ; their object bein, aid. ‘to see how he looked off the stage. they would not meet him or make known, nevertheles« t: ey would be present’ and regard him from a distance. “Chee! said the actor, * Well, rawther. I gave the tickets to our property man and the gentleman who manipulates the gas, and made | them promise to take in the exhibit ion. If they did. ladies no doubt no longet donis, for the property chap wasa terror |on looks and the gas man only one degree re- MANS Oe AMUSEMENT, DOCKSTADERS. Tremendous Triumph, | Matchless Minstrels | * Fall of New Babylon.” Evenings, 8.30, Sat. mat., 2. MADISON SQUARE THEATRE. | A.M. PALMER, - : ole Manager. Eveniags at 8:30. Matinee Saturday. JIM THE PENMAN, With Original Cast. Seats may be secured for any of the performances. rll | How stupid you are, Michael ! Nothing but a ROYAL ARGAND LIGHT would pierce the darkness of your brain. M—for Michael, that couldn't mend a girth, R—for Royal Argand, that lights all the earth. Salesroom No. 1 Barclay Street, Next bE a MUSIGAL GOODS OF ALL KINDS SHIPPED TO Any address in the United States, CHAS F. HANSON & CO., 317 Main Street, Worcester, Muss. Soleagentsfor the celebrated Sohmer & Co. piano AGENTS 332 WANTED DServe IND for BE SETS, BRUSHES. BELTS, Ec, No lak, quick sales, Territory given, satisfaction guaranteed, Dr. SCOTT, 843 B'way, N. ¥ KING OF TABLE WATERS. UNDERWOOD SPRING WATER PUREST NATURAL WATER. HEALTHFUL, COOLING AND REFRESHING. PREVENTS BRIGEHT'S DISEASE. Send for Circular. THE UNDERWOOD COMPANY, General Office, 18 Vesey St., New York City.