Judge — October 1, 1887 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. President W. J. Aww Vice: Prenident Hany R. Hawt Art Department MxnsnanD GrLLam Pattor 1M. Gresory TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. vxiren states One copy ‘One cops One copy single coptes Ween FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—To all foreign countries in the postal union, $a year THe JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (PoTTeR BUILDING), Park Bow, New York, ER We guarantee advertisers a larger cirewlation at cheaper rates than any Amer feau mitivieal paper published, WHOEVER OBSERVES th dition of light will find that Mr. Blaine is still there. THR coUNT oF Panis, having by proclamation marched up the hill, will immediately proceed to march down again curope by the dawa PHIL. SHERIDAN was conspicuous at Philadelphia, mounted an a coal-black charger which walked mostly on its hind legs—aud the white house several miles away. Four COUNTY TREASURERS have disappeared from Ohio in two eks. As brother Childs would sweetly remark, ‘Gone to Canada eet their grandmothers.” we ton THE GOVERNOR will never forget how earnestly he commended Colonel Grant to the senate and how just he was in doing so. It was the one bright spot in a desert of par- tisan commonplace. poe i We supe from a recent doc-. | ument that the count of Paris not r only wants a crown but has Jost his head. LITTLE GOVERNOR is very “The pumpkin,” he says it must and shall be pre- Ovr patriotic. firmly — ved.” WE Hate Cleveland and all his works, but he has his arms around our neck and we must carry him.— Democratic party. THE BROK' THIGH of Carl Schurz is all right again, but as for his mugwumpism that hasn't even been set and is worse than e It HAS BEEN remarked at Phil- adelphia several times lately that the constitution is a big th We may not quote the exact language. but that’s the substance of it. THE OPENING GI against Fred, Grant a around the state, but th sarily charged cartridges. in the fight e heard all are neces- only with blank chile Pa got DEACON Sarr (eomaotingly)—"* Dat ai It 18 TIME to revive the problem. of the car-stove; but we dare say it will have to be postponed, owing to. a press of other business, until the car's stove in, Mas, Jomysox (medlitatively) FORAKER WAS more cheered than any other governor in the cen tennial procession at Philadelphia, and if that’s what is called a straw pray make the most of it. CURIOUS, ISNT IT? This state has two Democratic parties, the one that belongs to Hill and the one that belongs to Cleveland, and the irrepressible Democratic conflict has already begun in Erie, Chemung, Monro and Oneida counties. And yet they say that David doesn’t want to run for president next time, and that Grover must be renominated because he has been nominated once. It MAY BE true that Mrs. Cleveland declined t sand, but we must remember that the lady is alre * IMPROVE THE ke Mr. Fora ly married. untry roads!” shrieks the little man Hill; adding es ONE GLEAM OF CONSOLATION. Mns. Jouxsox (mournfully)— Ab, deacon ! It am very hard to loose de bigers* 8 of Providence am alls mercies in disguise.” ~ Yves; Jems was allus a monst’ous eatah.” « hoarse whisper, » it that carriages are pr for the aged and infirm.” led on elec Look HERE, you gentlemen who are facetious over Fred. Grant and Robert Lincoln! If it is a crime to have an illustrions father surely the son is not to blame for it. THEIR APPARENT AMUSEMENT. With all their jokes at the harmony of the Sarstoga convention the Democratic press has an inner consciousness that there is no joke in the fact itself. No, not one. Not a ghost of a smile. Not a thought of hilarity. A united Republican party in this state means the United States for the Republican party of the union next year. Let these inventors of the forced and unnatural smile put that in their glasses and drink it, TH three heads mugwampe Ye nalists kicke of bei BOR MEN are splitting up into facti hy of whi athens and each faction has 1) is determined to go its own way. That's You ought to be ashamed of it. G BERNHARDT has taken up the business of licking such jour- nd others ws traduce his mother. He is a cultured slugger and sand likewise shoots well; so that the world stands a fair chance partially depopulated. MR. CREGAN'S MISTAKE | Roscoe Conkling was a pall-bearer at the funeral of Michael Cre- gan. His services as such did honor to his heart, showing as they did that he is faithful to his friends. If Michael had been as faithful to his party as Mr. Conkling was to him his fate might have been brighter, and he might even have been living still, But the Lord knows,and frequently good and faith- ful men are taken away too. ‘WE OBSERVE in the political or- gans of the day the ominous head- line ‘Time to Call a Halt.” That means war to the knife, and from the knife to the hilt. Ab, what a dreadful world it is! SOME ILL-ADVISED FRIENDS of Abram. Hewitt are booming h president; but the days of the puri tans are over, and if ever Abram comes up for office again he will find himself so cut up that he will nev he able to put himself togeth: i HOW TO HAVE PEACE. G al Banks, the mugwump, has been along time back. It seems th has for years been Cheshire cheese, the same b United States marshalship, in Ma sachusetts. He has thus been buried in contemplation, having, as prepar- renounced all the pomps, vanities and politics of this world. And we suspect chat if the other mugwumps could be similarly situated there would be such a sweet peace that you could hear a pin drop true, Mra. Johnsing: but dese cha'tiw- — anywhere in these United States. SOMEBODY TELLS that a lady in full dress handed Frank Hiscock a bit of fruit with the remark, ‘ A fig for you, sir,” and that the senator broke off a leaf of it and gallantly handed it back with the remark, “A fig-leaf for y dam.” It was our impression that Solomon did that, and yet it might have been an incident of the pre-historic period. IT 18 A DISAGREEABLE little insect. severing mosquito, ‘‘and it takes firm hold; but I shall not push it away because, having ingratiated itself into my cuticle, it is Democratic precedent that it must be permitted to come again.” NOW GO! Now take your vacation if you haven't had one. Go out and shoot. Tread the stubble. Join the husking. Breathe the healthiest air of the year. Look for the squirrel in the tree-top, black and gray. and fat with the bounty of the early fall. Throw your line to brook or bay and get your rev Lift your nostrils to the finest sausage und the buckwh ought to accompany it. See the mel. said Mr. Watterson of a per- comicbooks.com