Judge — September 24, 1887 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE AN INSULT TO PRECEDENCE. one of the anti-explosive attachments placed on our stove, and Brigitta comes down in the rd © Well, well, eness o° thim folks upshtairs, beghrudgin’ a poor girrulashmall bit oF exchitemint loike she's used to all her loif JUDGE AND THE PLAY. Malle threw up her part in ‘Cat-Nip-Tea,’” says a ange; but whether Ido felt better or worse after the oper- are left to conjecture. That isa rare cor ‘ion of fun, frolic and sentiment that is pre- sented at Dockstader’s every mght, and some of the new jokes pre- sented are witty enough to live forever. Mrs. Langtry is going to sell her farm out in California, recall her naturalization papers and demand the protection of a British subject No more California, no more naturalization in hers, The critics out there have intimated that she dyes her hair and has gone off generally in beauty and finish. Charles W. Dongan of the Me' sort of fellow with a good v and intelligent way of making himself a attached, to his mother who is an aristocra pleasant-featured old lady. She accompanies him wherever he goes and regards him as a perfect paragon of everything that goes to make up a nineteenth cen- tury piece of human bric-a-brac. The Dongans are Californians of good connections and abundant pany is a genial, jovial humor and a refined able. He is devotedly ‘A BASEBALL ARGUMENT. SaM—" Don’t tole me dat, Frank. Dar was free men on bases, an* you couldn't ketch at ball, Dekind ob balls you want is codfish balls, an den we couktu't git ‘em past you mouth widout dey was in @ grip sxck. You uebber ketched nothin‘ onlem (twas de meaaica dar * entering. OUR ROYAL HEATHEN GUESTS. Prince Krapotakan from Hindostan With complexion of orange and yellow, And Prince Babbu from Timbuct Who is tanned as black as Othe! And the b shiek with his leathery cheek, And the princess of Kan‘lahar, And kings by dozens with all of their cousins From Borrioboola-Gha ; And the king of Guinea, who at home plays “shinny” With missionaries’ bones, And the chief of the Giaoure, who each morn devours . A haby, regardless of groans: And the queen of the Mingoes, who eats with her fingers, ‘And drinks soup out of a pan— All these are the creatures regarded as “features” On the modern society plan. Be they brown, or magenta, or red, they can enter Our,prim social ranks just the same : Though they eat with a shingle they freely commingle With our people of fashion and fame With high royal poses, with rings in their noses, They flaunt at receptions and fetes, And gives us the fidgets when with their ten dij They shovel their food from their plates. We can't be disloyal to men who are roy We must flatter and honor a king, But were these royal caitiffs Am “an natives, We'd send them all off to Sing-Sing. OUR NEW NAVY. Neprewe (rising)—" Great Scott |—Whi Uxcts: Sam—"O, some of iny boys are be all right after we blow up a few more ships. 's this awful row up here perimenting with their new guns. We'll means. The son likes stage life and follows it because of its attractive- ness. He is a gentleman both on and off the stage and is always received as such in professional and social circles, He tells a humorous story of rtuin eastern hotel, known as the Massasoit house. He was singing with Duff's “ Trip to Africa” company at the time, and the troupe were domiciled at this Louse. ‘It is an exceeding well conducted hotel,” Donyan said ; “ vary quiet, as most New England houses are, and somewhat inclined to be religious in the matter of art and other adornment. I had « roora assigned me on the t floor that night, and- was very favorably impressed with it on It was large, well furnished and light, the walls were adorned with engravings, religious in subject it is true, nevertheless homelike and genteel in effect. The only objection I had to it was that there were lots of bibles around but no towels. I rang the bell, and taking up two of the three bibles that were distributed regardless of expense around the apartment, said to the boy who answered the call, ‘Here. one is enough for me. I'll trade the balance for towels.’ ” We raddar lose fo’ shil’n at pokah dan fo’ cents outer a hole in de pocket ; an’ pufuh toe see a dozen chickens die wid de pip dan toe let one git snatched offen de roos' by anabah in de night. comicbooks.com