Judge — September 17, 1887 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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President Vice President Art Depar Paitor TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED MTATER AXD CANADA, I ADVASCE, She caby six ceonthe or te number. "i ‘One copy for Wweekn en a Single copies 10 ceuta each. FOREIGN To all foreign countries {n the postal union, $a year. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING ComPANy (PoTTER BUILDING), Park Wo: w York, 6B We guarantee advertisers a laryer circulation at cheaper rates thanany Amer fean matirteal paper published. It 18 Nice, if you happen to have rheumatism, to kno vy that the czar of Russia has it too. Governor Hitt would like a patent milker, and before he gets to be president we guess he will need one. 5 Ir 18 Sab, speaking of pugilism, that Marlborough shouldn't have been known in this country as the left duke. is so silent about his health that he must have forgotten the health and the anxiety of those who are watching him. 10N it was Shakespeare who did the literary part of but that was so small, comparatively speaking, that ould be glad to have it overlooked. William SARA BERNHARDT has inade an immensity of money, and yet rpu- diates her debts. She is a great French actress, and at the same great American fins cier, Jupce Porrer of Whitehall went into bankruptey and paid fifteen cents on the dol- lar of his im ‘That was judi _Frederick Gebhard, and perhaps that is the cause of the absence of Mr. Coghlan’s dress-coat. OUR BOB 0° LINCOLN. Robert Lincoln had better take care. He is declining too much. There is a sincerity in nations, not to a wisdom and mod- y that were charac- of his father, that y force upon him the honor, as the second man of the ticket, that he declares he cannot have. Jt usd to be said of this young man that he was not.so much a Lincoln as a Todd, but there are a great many noiseless, though forceful, indications that he is the son of his father and no otber kind of individual * Why don't you use the sickle, Pedro 1 You MUST NOT quest old idea. new one. n the methods of the priest. That was the You must not criticise those of the judiciary. That is the BRIEF DESCRIPTION of a sot—A man who has always a fresh spot ‘on the breast of his coat that seems to indicate that he has just been taking a drink. THE HOLIDAY HUMBUG, The parade on labor day cost every man who participated in it from a dollar to five and ten dollars, and not a man in the parade wanted to lose that money. It cost the business of this city a million dollars in annoyance and loss of trade. It has come to be proper to remark that ‘‘ we have too few holidays.” Now the best holiday is the one the worker makes for himself. He earns it, and he would prefer to use it as he wants to use He doesn’t care to parade, or exhibit himself in any way. He would like to make his own selec- GUR NEW COLORED GARDENER. “Ise bred ‘n bro't up in Thomps'n street, bows. Dis one kims more kind’r easier.” tion, and it profits him nothing to contribute to some political scheme ostensibly in behalf of labor in which he has no private interest. W: have quite enough general holidays. The whole holidays and the half ones which come between them are innovations that labor will repudi- ate, and for that matter already repudiates. It is hollow brass. It is a sounding fraud. When u worker needs a holiday he prefers to buy nd use it for his personal benefit and in his own way. Bear in mind that it is not contributed to him. Most certainly he pays for it every time. Mr. RANDALL as a Democratic protectionist somehow reminds one of the man who is facetiously called a Republican copperhead. Com out from the ranks of the heathen, Samuel, and learn to be in name the protective magnificence you are by nature ! Zou SaY8 he can prove that there are persons who act just as he says persons act in his novels. That may have been the case. It is not so now. A sense of decency obliged the public to pick them up on a pair of chips and pitch them out of the back window. WANTED—A SOCIETY CONSCIENCE. If acertain gentlen of some title and much notoriety were all sensitive, which he isn’t, and read the American newspape which he doesn’t, he would presently be known as the duke of Snarl- borough. The newspaper in question has done itself credit in publish- ing him as he is, and as all society outside of * the best" regards hin He has, how th ulty, as unhappily has ‘the best,” of ignor- ing public sentiment, being a law unto himself and lifting his chin against pinion which doesn’t happen to coincide with his own It is a sweet privilege. We should all of us be more comfortable of us stumbling. block in the way of license, and no witha title can afford to have a conscience, however liberal his ex penditures in other di- rections, But that the best, our best, American best soci should recognize titled individual give him its choicest vors, obviously mere- ly because he has a title, is a development of Englishism that ought to have been postponed. Possibly it has no conscience; and if that is the case it had better hunt around the society that doesn’t an- nounce itself in the superlative and see if it can't steal one. man this and THE EXCELLENT TASTE of Mrs. Cleveland in refusing to come here to make an exhibition of herself is in fine con- trast with the bad taste that inspired the invi: tation to her to do so. I Rovert Lixcoun doesn’t put a stop to his infernal declinations he'll be one of the candidates in spite of himself. AS BETWEEN Cleveland and Hill it looks as if one was a little ahead of the other in this state, and both were going to be very sorry for it. Tr LARATION of Frederick Douglass that he still belongs to the Republican party is as superfluous as would be the addition of a cellar to a house already thus supplied. WHAT AN INSULT it would be to William Shakespeare to say that he was responsible for the viciousness of Francis Bacon! He was a poor player, but with all his genius and humility he was not capable of that. THE GREATEST DEMOCRATIC SHOW ON EARTH. In his trip around the circle Mr. Cleveland really ought to meet and be exhibited on the same platform with Jefferson Davis, It would be the most captivating of the agricultural-address business. These comicbooks.com