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12 The time of year Is at hand when old heads and young become imprudent, get overheated, cool off suddenly, catch cold, headache, nervous dis- orders, and a thousand and one other | rapidly than chorister.)— Burdette. troubles. The best thing todo is—after you have contracted one of these pains =cure yourself as quickly as possible. Small pains are not to be neglected except at the risk of serious Conse- quences. Remove them at once. It can be done by an application of one or more of ALLCOCK'S POROUS PLASTERS, recognized tne world over as the best external remedy ever made. Ask for ALLCOCK'S, and let no ex- planation or solicitation Induce you to accept a substitute. DUNLAP’S Fall Styles of Gentlemen’s Silk and Felt Hats will be issued on SATURDAY next, September 3d. {81 178 and 180 BROADWAY, | & V FIFTH AVENCE, near Cortlandt St. be 2. NEW YOR Y14 Chestaut Street Philadelphia AND PALMER HOUSE, CHICAGO Jupae’s Seriats, No. 1, “THE MAN WHO TALKS,” NOW READY—PRICE 10 CENTS. MADE WITH BOILING WATER. EPPS’S QRATEFUL—COMFORTING, COCOA MADE WITH BOILING MILK. wees Beautiful Plush Casket st Pine Jewelry eat tree ery Agvet sll eorardn hast Tor tsvely Now tome as and Oude Be EL OARD ailtngtord, Cons. Har end ‘Con Wi me CLOUGH Rg 132 NASSAU STREET, Dont be a Clam FOR $300, Midge: | DECISIONS HANDED UP. All Philadelphia thermometers this summer are built five stories high with elevators, —Phila- delphia News. When you come to think of i isn’t the marriage ceremony m Youkera Statesman, George Washington, we are proud tosay, never bathed in a Mother Hubbard at Brighton Beach. —New York Morning Journal. If something is not done to retard the upward flight of tobacco Mr. Gould will within a twelve month be the only man chewing, and the Van derbilts the only smokers.—Courier Journal. | Servant, to the parson, who is very ill indeed : | “If you please, sir. the chorister is down stairs | and ‘wants to know if you won't give him the hymns for next Sunday’sservice ?” Parson, feel “Tell him there will be no service ; [expect t dead before next Sunday.” Servant, exit and re~ enter: “If you please,he says then will you be kind enough to send down the hymns you'd like sung | atthe funeral?’ (Parson recovers much more young man, leading ?— Only a sweet bouquet, Set with exquisite grace ; Only a choice nosegay, And a passing pretty face ; Only a dainty curl, And a murmuring, lingering hum ; Only a Pittsburg girl, Chewing a roll of gum.—National Weekly. | ‘A SAGE REMARK. “ What a world this would be without a little amusement,” remarked a truly wise man, as he collected himself together, unhitched his satchel from the rack overhead, and tucked away a copy | of “The Man Who Talks.” RATHER CRUEL. ._ Juve. illustrates a ‘Cleveland Puzzle”: Is Cleveland going to the White House again or to Salt River? 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