Judge — August 20, 1887 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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if THE DAY WE DO NOT CELEBRATE One broiling day in hot July n Adams said, long years gone by, «This day, that makes a people free, Will be the people's jubilee; “ With games, guns, sports and shows displayec With bells, pomp, bonfires and parade, + O'er all this land, from shore to shore, F time forth forever more.” and by and by in hot July. New England mayor said, ~ Of rockets I am sore afraid; * And whoso sends one up ablaze, lil send him up for twenty day: said the Mayor O'Day McQuad «Thayre uz no nade fur no perad ‘And Mayor Hans Von Schwartzenmeyer med, ‘I'll have me no bonfire.” ste Raphael, ke-a ring-a dat a bell.” y gar,” said Mayor Jean Cra; “Zis July games vill has to go.” And Mayor Knud Christofferrssonn, Cried, “Djeath to hjim who fjires a gjunn!” At last, said Mayor Wun Lung See, “Too muchee hoop-la bobberee And so the Yankee holiday In 1900 passed away. obert J, Burdette in B1ovklyn Eagle. paud, An old tramp who had agreed to saw wood for half an hour for his breakfast from a Baltimore woman quit at the seventh stick and said, “Madam, Thave strucx for more breakfast and less wood ; are you willing to arbitrate?” ** Cer- tainly,” she replied, and she left the case in the hands of her bulldog. who ran the tramp half a mile and decided that a lockout was inevitable, —Frehange. 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