Judge, 1887-08-13 · page 12 of 16
Judge — August 13, 1887 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. The main content consists of product advertisements typical of late-19th-century American magazines. The largest advertisement features **Pears' Soap**, marketed as "A Specialty for Infants" with an illustration showing two classical female figures. The ad emphasizes the soap's gentleness and universal availability. Other notable ads include: - **Allcock's Porous Plasters** for various ailments (rheumatism, back pain, etc.) - **Epps's Cocoa** - **Glen Island** resort promotions - **Delamater Iron Works** pumping engines - **Crosby's Vitalized Phosphites** for nervous disorders and mental fatigue The bottom contains fine-print insurance information: possessing a copy of Judge provides automatic $500 railway accident insurance for one week. The ads reflect period concerns: patent medicines, resorts, and industrial equipment. The "Don't be a Clam" heading appears to be a generic exhortation unrelated to specific satire. This is a commercial page with minimal editorial content.
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HELP MY eAME E BACK. <7 ALL OOCKS POROUS PLASTERS never fail to give speedy proof of their efficacy as the best external remedy for Weak Back, Rheumatism, Lum- bago, Sciatica, Colds, Coughs, Sore Throat, Pulmonary, and Kidney Diffi- guities, | Malaria, *pyspepsia, "Hoart, Spleen. Liver and Stomac! Affections, Strains and all Local Pains. They have been in use for over twen- ty-five years, and their value has been attested by the highest medical author- ities, as well as by voluntary and unim- peachable testimonials arom thous- ands who have used the Ask for ALLCOCK’: oY ‘and let no ex- planation or solicitation induce you to accept a substit: te. > $1.00 53% 28 on Robert Seeder. Engraver, 96-98 Fulton Stroct New York. TOR PROPRIETARY MEDICINES TD inns. extracts we. Rar) BPAICTS TURNISNED 132 NASSAU a NEWYORK. MADE WITH BOILING WATER. EPPS's QRATEFUL—COMFORTING. COCOA MADE WITH BOILING MIL PLACES OF AMUSEMENT. BEAUTIFUL, SUMMER RESORT IN THE WoRLD. Jewell’s Wharf, Brooklyn’ 9% 10, 1 ALM. RETURNING, LEAVE GLEN ISLAND HOURLY. 40c. EXCURSION TICKETS, 40c. EXTRA BOATS SUNDAY. BOWERY BAY BEACH. Thomost beautiful and popular family summer resort. with excellent flahing, boating, bathing. Accesath {summer horse cars from v2d 2ominutes. Pare 10 cents, tncluding lage; and from Hunter's Point ferries in minutes. Cat fare cents, Alsoby steamboats to Grand Pier. See principal daily papers. Dont be a Clam A x SPECIALTY FoR INFANTS. The best for the Complextort. A “balm for the Skin.” The most economical; tt wears to thinness of a wafer. Pears’ Soap is sold in every City in the World. Water for the Upper Floors of City and Country Residences WATER FOR LAWNS AND GARDENS. Both the Ericsson and Riper Hot-Air Pumping-Engines Are made by the DELAMATER IRON WORKS, Foot of West 13th St ad ERRICSSON. RIDER. New York. Down town Office, 21 Cortland Street CROSBY'S VITALIZED PHOSPHITES. For 15 years has been a standard remedy with Physicians treating mental or nervous disorder Not a secret. It aids in the bodily and wonderfully in the mental growth of children, Young inen with impaired mental faculties can regain their strength by its use. It restores the energy lost |)» nervousness, debility tion ; refreshes weakened vital powers in old or young. — A Vital Phosphite, not a Laboratory Phosphate or soda water absurdity. It is used by the Emperoa Don Pedro, Bismarck, Gladstone and other great brain workers. FOR $500, The possesion of a YOU ARE INSURED or and Lake Policy void if, from rest of Saratoga, M In case of ta} for the termot § weeks. provided your Suine appeay pon its ‘detached from rest of paper: For sale by druggists, or mail, $1. F. CROSBY CO., 56 West 25th Street, N.Y. py of this ise of J Is equivalent toa free railway accident Lif for five hundred dollars for one week from th dats shi posseralog t's cony oft of Jenoe is equivalent toa free railway accident Life policy for five hun rs for ichigan Central. Lehigh Valley. Delaware & Hudsoa Canal Con Chicago Sc Alton SVAN WS I Ie RCo. Boston & ateny railroads : Pennsylvania Railroad. New York Central & # River, West Shore. Laxe Shore and Michigan Souther: R.Long Island K Nl pay you 0 dollars els nee pliey' tavalld: withow' by accident on any of these railroads, the Jcpar Pvsuismta C>. ‘subseri ks as an annual ber to Jcvor. Write your name on t comicbooks.com