Judge — July 23, 1887 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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wiapes if THE ILLUSTRIOUS ELEVEN Our enterprising and gorgeously illuminated contemporary, the JupGe, has been making some remarkable discoveries, “A short time ago it hung a ballot-box on its outer wall and called for votes astothe eleven most popular men in Aterica, | the Grant Memorial Fund receiving some col- | lateral benefit. The result of this poll-tax ballot may be taken asa segment of the sentiment of the Blaine Republicans. Extraordinary to relate the Blaine men put Blaine at the head of the list. Out of 950 votes cast Mr. Blaine is found on 779 tallots. Mr. Cleveland, also, has a very large ing his wide-spread popularity among the Republicans. Gov. Hill has generous recog nition, but he does not appear to be quite so popu- lar with his opponents, Mr. Conkling isliberally remembered. The Shermans gather in a good many votes. Mr. Evarts gives precedence to the amiable Dr, Depew and the “only” Barnum, Gen. Sheridan and Dr. Talmage complete the illustrious eleven. A long array of other gentle- men have from one to two hundred votes. It is to be hoped that no log-rolling, ballot-box stuff- ing or voting for the nominative case was toler- ated in the contest. But it is to be noted that Mr. Shaefer, Secretary Garland, Senator Hearst and other disinterested patriots are honored with solitary votes. Jay Gould is the recipient. of 64 Soles, probably deposited by Mr. Field and other grateful Mr. Dana, of the Sun, has 10 votes ould easily have been augmen- ted to eleven but for his absence in Europe. Mr. Geo. W. Childs inspired 187 votes, though deserv. ing a zood many more. Gen. Butler's 125. votes probably stand for the number of his prospective | the next Presidential campaign. Gen, Fairchild’s 15 votes doubtless represent entire support in the historic Jcpor is sometimes u y itis barely possible that public sentiment has em- in'this list of eleven popular American: xt President of the United States.— World. | ne'er be refused a new hi Whol always allow him to W spat. Ah! could such a wife be possessed by g His pathway through life she Bat alack for ihe world ! tine There never has been such ‘e the last word | —Boston Courier, The new Sohmer pit large lots, situated a short distance from the 92d street ferry at Long Island City. In building th factory the firm has spared no. expense, and can safely claim to possess the most perfect piano- forte house in the United States, occupies eight = 1 Ob, I come with the roses and summer caloric, With scents from the woodland, sewer and Ibring with me pgin-killer, pills, i Turkish rhub the , vs ww in beauty, With remedies herby and medicines rooty, Whatever your troubles Uve something tosuit ye, For Lam the summer-time—carol with mi —Brooklyn Eagle. Itis claimed now that the telephone was in- rent 5. It did notcome into general use, however, because the word ** hello” was not int Yented until some years after, If you will just try ita few times you will ‘understand why it was utterly impossible to run the telephone. b *Frithee, friend.” or ‘ Odds boddikins, | Give the good morrow, sirrah. lephone wasa failure,— Burdette. 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Various sea captains are now trying to see who can discover the most and the largest icebergs in in the parth of the steamers bound for Liverpool. A berg three miles long and 600 feet nigh is the last chunk of ice reported, but the next will be a half a mile longer and have a polar bear sitting on the highest point.—Detroit Free Press, A Vassar instructor is getting the girls to agree not to wear corsets, § lady, stay.—Loicell Courier. Vacations are for restand recreation. Skin- Success Soap keeps the Skin free from itching. Sold by Druggists. Prepared by the Palmer Chemical Co., New York A New York publisher asks : man read books?" We wager th published a great many books th man will not read—especially if he should be a literary critic, But he will review them all the vorristown Herald. there will be Consumption Cured. 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A seaside young man very soon dis- covers that it is hard work to play the guitar and attend to mosquito bites at the same time.—New York Journal. A minister in Somerset county has his sermons printed month nds them to his sick pari is very little sickness in his church.— Burlington Free Press. Baldheaded men will rejoice to le that the hair of a dog can be safely | transplanted to their native scalps You can come out a pug, bull pup, greyhound or mongrel, as’ yourtaste dictates. —Martha’s Vineyard Herald. lone! H. of Virginia had an old | negro known as Uncle Ned, who, upon being urged to finish a bit of ploughing before sundown, said, “G'long ; what's de use er hvrryin' so? Dar's ernudder lat ain't been teched Harper's Magazine. tau ing | the coming | SOMETHING NEW POINTER. Judge’s Serials Bro_ 1 The Man who Talks. 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