Judge — June 25, 1887 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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Sidge: HUM OF THE COURT. By all odds the best base-ball club is the one that perished ten years ago. The finest speckled beauty brought home by the president weighed about 140 pounds after being dressed. ‘A Chicago lady says of her fifty pet dogs “* These are my children ;” but we do hope to gracious she can’t prove it. If David B. Hill were in England the declara- tion that he is a rum governor” might giv him a veritable cocktail of popular The Russian tax on hens’ eziss is perhaps a scheme of the czar to make the eggs so valu- able that they can’t be substituted for dyna- mite. The Saratogian says the American girl is the type of perfection, and besides she is loyal to buckwheat cal This, we think, is what is called tautolog The Louisville Cour- ter-Journal speaks of Kapiolani as her royal squedunks ; so that wally she must be quite Guest. Host Gvest Stonn is over. * Can't we compromts What “Why, Horseheads South Horseheads in order to secure identifi The chief beauty of Buffalo is that it is so near to Rochest as to the latter it advertises that it is a capital summer resort bec is so far away from Butfale When anybody wants to be impressive with regard to the leading ‘ANEW DEPARTURE IN SOCIETY. sicial treat your daughter is xoing to give us up tomato catsup, with an occasional lapse into the subjects of clicckers and throwing dice for the turkey on Christmas eve. The Albany Times says this country with all its glorious rserya. tions belongs to the workingman. Very likely ; but there ought to be generosity enough on his part to save the Liberty statute for Jay Gould and confer a corner lot somewhere on Cornelius Vanderbilt, “When you areabused by a rowdy give hima blow,” says the chief of the police of Cinein. nati. That is proper enough; but wouldn't it be well during the pre liminary make him mit patiently mil to the injury ? Noting thata woman's life was recently saved 's bustle, by the won the Ci News says,“ W. believed in bustles be fore.” Well, wore it that must be a ver: woman, that’s One day Mr. Bayard was informed that Uncle Sam was a thief and scoundrel in general, and he immediately burst into te d said heshould report the case to the supreme court. This shows that the ad- ministration is still firm. I cannot falsify even for this administration. T may be unduly sensitive, but I he high regurd for the truth, The trout numbered only five all told, and the largest of them didn’t weigh an ounce over three pounds,—Frances E. Cleveland. The Hon. Ree if she You stay here. I will go outside till the William Nye is the most thoughtful and courteous of men. ly he was knocked down by a rude man, and when he ON THE HACKENSACK MEADOWS Fsauisn sporrarax—" Well blow me hit's the tamest snipe hiever saw. hif ‘e hever saw aman before. Hi wonder citizens of Syracuse he always mentions Chief Popsywop, who doesn’t live in Syracuse at all, but on the outside reservati Thave not the split hoofs that George Jones attributes to me. proof of the assertion I beg to submit the evidence of a di chiropodist to the effect that Lam much troubled with cort A. Dana. A Saratoga paper in mentioning the things that Saratogians most delight in unaccountably omits the usual visits toSchenectady to make a night of it ; but it does manage to put in a hint regarding seven-up. The Troy Times does a good thing in opposing editorial comment on base ball. It has al s been our opinion that editorial matter ought to be devoted to such high topics as the best method of getting arose he said, ‘Really, sir, I beg your pardon, I wouldn't have had you hurt your knuckles so for a considerable sum.” ty Mrs. Guelph—No, dear ; we cannot come. ‘There d really. we had day with our old To her maj ception will get along quite as well, doubtless previously accepted an invitation to dine on that friend Francis Joseph of Austria. Daniel never prevaricates on the fish question. He readily admits that the catch is small, and merely says it is because Grover insists on flopping around in the boat and making such a noise with his large words and general impatience that he scares the fish away.—Mrs. D. Ss. Lamont. comicbooks.com