Judge — June 25, 1887 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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18 whiape: JUDGE'S CARTOO Every Irishman should purchase a ci Judge June 4. The paper contains a ¢ bage cartoon representing “ The Queen’s Jubilee. nthe back ground will be seen the evicted and starving Irishman n bowed head and out stretched hand, asking: “ What have you done for us that we should be grateful?’ Further on will be the we father and mother, the young wi children; the British red. coats applying the incendiary torch to homes of poor, evicted and starving Irish people. The cartoon is worth ten times ten cents, and should be seen by all Irish people. Buy Judge.—Miflinburg (Pa.) Telegraph. The opening cartoon of Judge for this week is unusually good for that bright sheet. Tt ents “The ine—Dave Hill and Cleveland—in their great double song and dance act, entitled ‘Harmony.’” These’ tw ‘‘eullerd pussons,” who are vigorously dancing and heel-and-tocing together, carry banjos with inscriptions that indi ne.” The one on *Grove's” banjo reads “ D, Hill for Gov- ernor, 1889,” while that on “ Dave's” banjo reads | “G, Cleveland for President, 1889.” The pictures | are characteristic, Cleveland is thoroughly seri- ous, and pays strict attention to the fingering his ‘banjo. — Hill, on the contrar; eye around to the audience, and atching them instead of his banjo. In’ other words he will hine with Grover and play for him, but he II keep an eye open for the main chance for himself also.—Utica Heratd. as picked up by him during one of his recent uring tours,” It seems that the composition was originally illustrated with boy-pictures cow, a field, and a tree, These, of course, it would be difficult to reproduce, but we present the text complete: “The person that can rite a komicle artecal on a cow haz no bizness except in the front rank of He wud be shot there the quickest. The + for a cow is ** ga ne Con- “ko bos.” Tnever owned but one nd cum to think of it she was mortgaged and was ag Selah. Tonce saw a cow that ick. She was The Durham lwede never tare down fences. “They jump over. A cow once set fire to Chicago. “The city has since bin rebilt. The cow has not. A chunk of the cow that found transportation in the ark was sold to our boardi Tdid not ald not die-jest-yet. Cow's better glu than hed cheese. The strongest attachment I ever had f was a Leyed bull dog. An average cow son side. If some people were like favored the ntipedes, they have so many sides to Bonhere paints cows that are worth and she is not married yet. Tonce knew a cow that made 50 pounds of butter in one day. She was boiled down into oleomargarine. The cow that once by Tara's halls , tender G8 upon our butcher's walls— ‘The thought the strongest jaw appals, All teeth will break as glass.” —Rochester Union. CLEAN, SWEET so APPETIZING, Rae's “Finest Sublime Lucca Otive O10" we guarantee to be the purest and finest ar- ticle of the kind ever sold in this country. It ts always of uniform excellence; smooth, delicate and appetizing because made only | from sound, ripe and fresh Olives. It is therefore an excellent article of food because as pure, clean and sweet as good fresh cream, Every bottle warranted as represented. Send your address and vee teil matt, Sree of charge, a beautifully {ustrated book giving full particulars about Olive Oi and the Olive tree. Ask your grocer for RAE'S OIL. If he does not keep tt and will not supply you, werite fo the dmporters, FRANCIS H. LEGGETT & CO. Y YORK. Kindly mention Jeoor. Spreading the Gospel. “Tam picking up all the pins I can find,” said Edward Stillwel; “mamma pays mea penny a hundred, and by the Fourth of July I will have 800 of them, which w eight cents for ny missi .” said Bill Jones, coarsel of that?? “Then,” replied Ed- ward Stillwel, for it was he, “mamma says she me a quarter to go to the circus. Don't you wish that you might go to the circus also, William?” asked Edward. Bill Jones said. Because he went to the circus, too, always ; attended both performances, Some- times he carried water for the elephant; in that case he got a twenty-five cent seat, same as Ed- ward. But asa rule he preferred to hook under the canvas, because then he got a fifty nt seat, and spent his missionary money for pink lemon- ade, made of water, moisture and dampness, in equal parts.—Burdet Witty. At a recent gathering of literary men a | sion was raised on the subject of the income of | bishops, and the amount of money those who have gone over to the majority left behind them. In the course of the conversation, W. 8. | bert observed that “ it is easy enough for bish- ops to be good on five thousand a year; but, added the witty author, looking round upon his | friends, w to be good for nothing, and” ~a pause—“ some of us are.” The three testimonials produced in this issue from such representative houses are type ev dence of what JuDGE really is as an adverti medium. It will pay all advertisers to give it a tri receive sa tisfaction. “THE CORCORAN WINDMILL And System of Supply. . ESPECIALLY ADAPTED FOR COUNTRY | RESIDENCES. 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