Judge — June 18, 1887 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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Sidpe: PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. President W. J. Avant. Vioe-Preaident Haney R Hare Art Department ensiano GILLaM Patitor 1M. Gaeoony TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITED RTATES AND CAXADA, IN ADVASC 2 nu % 8 2s numbers, = > 2 ” single copies 10 cents rach FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—To all foreign countries tn the postal THE JUDGE PUBLISHING Company (PoTTE! Park iow, New York. F2- We guarantee advertisers a laryer eireulation at cheaper rates than any Amer: fean satirical paper published $a year, Bun1so), Ir GokS WITHOUT SAYING that the child born in Utica with two tongues is a girl. ETERNITY IS AN INVENTION of the selection of a jury to try a rich man. w to give ample time for the WE BETHINK Us t wires that is being ru it is the subway commission rather than the into the ground. Let BouLaNncer GF a tame eagle and the French people will spring to rev lution if it doesn't lift a feather. . A CONTE: Brother Beee A CONTEMPORARY says that T. C. Platt can take the hat, but we have our suspicions that the little man wants the entire wardrobe. ‘THERE MUST REALLY be a great Fourth-of-July and this is the more advisable because it is so e: of Beecher have been set adrift. ud more if he ORARY SAYS nine liv: could hardly have been a cat. lebration here y to get out of town. If 18 ASCERTAINED that a snail's pace amounts to a mile in four- teen days. ‘This ison the supposition, we suppose, that the snail makes the mile backward. SomE DAY TE vill make his pnt he will “thought to capture William illiam doesn't be in the coercion of strategy any n that of force. TOR SHERMAN’S WAVID x like a reproduction of ani ion of the flaunting truth. the ensanguined nt history, but it is mere garment A new THE BEST WAY TO GET horse-stables that are fire-proof and won't engender epidemic is to apply the cable system to the surface cars and sell the animals for agricultural purposes, Tue BEN BUTLER CLUB ii Boston would seem to indi- cate that the Hon, Mr. Cock- eye is going out of polities, as heretofore, with ay seance and much blood in his facial strabismus. Joun HAY refuses to deny that he is the author of ** The Bread winners,” and certainly he has the privilege of all witnesses of refraining from , evidence calculated to crim- inate himself. eats anything at the dinners he gives, and they say he has scomplexion like a fresh ap- ple. Let this be a warning. Who wantsa complexion like a fresh apple ? George JONES REALLY must be mistaken in his prop- osition that Charles A. Dana isa devil; though it must be admitted that to be editor of the New York Sun is cause for the gravest suspicion. n Yes. .really looks as if the HE DID NOT RECOGNIZE THEM. Fooo -Fine-looking girts those Turnbulls are.” Met ‘em on the street to-day, and actually didn’t know ‘em.” twenty years Rhode Island has a Democratic governor: but we must remember that men frequently live seventy years without get ting either itch or cholera-morbus, THE PRINCESS LovIsE illustrated an article recently published by her husband. This is not necessarily an evidence of reconciliation but it is at least a recognition of the fact that the dear girl is wedded to her art. WHY THE CLUB? There is a Butler club in Boston—a brand-new one; and yet they said that Benjamin was dead and the Patricks Sullivan and Kelly had usurped the v However, the old man says he doesn't propose to run for anything this time—all he wants is the priv ing to meet his God. _ It IS A BLESSED THOUGHT, in view of the absence of one of our bridge-jumpers in England, that there are no corduroy roads between the mother country and ours and there is no jumper that can ¢ the Atla ocean. THREE WOMEN ON TRIAL one and the same time in this for murder would seem to indicate a great deal of progress. and no wonder the Troy Budget cries out with great apparent: sutisfuct: “Women to the front!” NOW SHALL WE ACCOUNT FOR IT? Captain Aleck Williams when he joined the finest, some fifteen destroyed the heads of several individuals and was almost known as the king of clubs. To-day he is charged with nourishment of gambling, beer and unfortunate women, and on para from the Battery to Kingsbridge he is more cheered than all the rest the finest put together. There is a lesson here, m: On the whole, however, you hadn't better peruse it vei xe of prepuar. son. attentiv IN A RECENT INTERVIEW a prominent statesman said he preserved his health by carrying a couple of overcoats and a pair of rubbers We know of & man who reaches the same result by sawing wood, but is he happy ? How opp I 1s that the repairs to the governor's mansion didn't consume twenty years of time and as many milli ns of dollars. It uthorities were going to make themselves sick tue, A MEAN PIECE OF BU: The George people and the dynamiters tried to force their prit on Mr. O'Brien under the guise of courtesy, psides it must hav dl of by excessi NESS, iples This was bad manners, ad for its purpose the weakenin: O'Brien's ish opposition to fair play is any mei this, and had it suces would F lish government precise kind of political material it most wants. Mr. O'Brien has reason to ery out lustil be saved from a gr who assume to be his friends. Mr. TENNYSON'S JUBILER omitted from the jub- reises not because it bad, but perhaps because no reference to the late Mr. Brown, whose soul. | that of our John of Harpe Ferry, is apparently still marching on. It IS SO STRA: that Da- vid B, Hill doesn’t cheek his admirers in their ardent desire to run him for president: though, to be sure, the mate: rial they are using can be put in some moth-destro chemicals and kept for the campaign of 1892. CLEARLY A MISTAKE A’ western contemportt) says the Clevelands are out fishing clad in corduroy. We are willing to admit that the first lady is clothed to sen extent in tar oil, the sume That's funny: you've met “em at every ball this year.” : . z being necessary to keep off For THE FIRST TIME Yes, but I'd never seen ‘em dressed before,” comicbooks.com