Judge — June 18, 1887 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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YO’ MUS’: PEEL YO’ EYE. O, yo! got toe keep mum ef yo" gwine toe cotch fish, Lissen toe de tree-toad a-singin’ de dahk. 0, yo' can’t run fas’ wid a ovahflowin’ dish : Layin’ low fo’ ‘possum ain't shootin’ at a mahk. peacock yells befo’ de :de dog waits twell he's hit: * mus’ peel hit’s mighty plain, er fall intoe de pit. ©! No‘h had a holiday w’en de abk war done, Bulldog in de mellen patch ki « what he’s about, 0, wohk toeday, § to-mor- row yo'll Chicken in de shell can't git fedders twell he’s out O, de peacock yells bef de dog waits twell he's hit Yo" mus' peel y« plain, er fall THE JUDGE'S CHARGE. HIS CONSOLATION. Chaucer died while writing a poem; but he had the happiness of believing that the world would die because of his failure to finish it HER UNDENIABLE RIGHT. Every pretty girl ought to have a chap of her own, and notm the old lady who is mentioned as such with the absence of the sec syllable. THE TRAMP IS RIGHT. To show a wood-pile to a tramp is to provoke the criticism that you ought to use coal or machinery. And very justly, the sawbuck being a relic of barbarism, like the wooden plough with one handle, THE PERILS OF SEA-BASS. The imagination of a bright woman. puts li stones and ani- mutes the insensate world with all thedead. i res. Itgives: voice to leaves, meaning to the summe i; jlence, mirth to the grave, and sadness to laughter and the j One morning Mr. Jones said to his geod wife, ** We will have fish to-morrow, and perhaps sea-bass would be preferable :” kissed her good-day, and sailed with the jaunty hesitation of uncertain age into the outer atmosphere. “Fish ?° said the reflective lady, putting a finger thoughtfully to her brow, ea-bass ¢” Her thought went down to the jocund ocean and all the frivolous ‘A RARE OPPORTUNITY. Erurata Wavnac--" Quich ladyfied perzeshun, and we'll have our picter took by that thar fortygraffer, See, he's a . wre in the mikdle like.” nd enjoya things that transpire on the beach thereof ; d she looked out of her win- dow to see the widow across the way hasten- ing apparently to take thesame n that dear honest old Mr. Jones wanted. Sea - bass 2” she rep toilet was 1 with unusua this morn- He wore PROGRESSIVE. 1 if New York hasn't more acco in, These ere cushioned ch rs aud in when a man's tuckered aout, I'l just nonette in his tare noap button- hole. He is off for a da: uring with that miserable woman, and I shall hi th “bas . The perfidious wreteh ! what insul? he visits upon me. ‘The unimaginative ges; buta feather froma lark’s wing can put out an eye words toa bad man can bring such visual obstruction t can't see in a week. The so because the good woman cc ilegitim joy. What wealth of coolness there when one c get to it and the other can! Th less except suggested the way to satisfy hunger The dinner hour drew slowly on, and a woman sat down alone te bass, and louked at the clock through swollen e: He will not come !" she said. Oh the irreparable insult and outrage that I suffer from that man!" A ring at the door-b. 11? No, itis not atelegraph of apology. Itis the tottering old wretch himself. + Did you get the sea-bass, dear 2” * Yes; and it—now I look at the clock it seems, dear, that you are unusually prompt to-night.” THE THORN OF THE ROSE The queen's jubilee would have pleased her majesty better but for the fact that she had to deny the figures on whieh it was based and she couldn't make anybody believe that she understood arithmetic. HER CURIOUS MODESTY. “Clara Belle” speaks of the half-dressed maiden who poses at the front of her papa’s opera-box in “dainty boldness.” It has been our impression that the maiden did it in the coldest, unblush’ blood, and that the daintiness had been hung on a chair in her dressing-room and inadvertently forgotten. THIS IS WISDOM. “That yon may be beloved,” stys a philosopher, *“beamiable.” Don't, my son. That you may be be- loved treat everybody as if he were a heathen and needed not the sligh' contribution. Then tl who need your amiability will come to. hesecch for it, and they will remember it two di longer than they to whom it as a volun tary offering. A LITTLE MATTER OF GOOD BREEDING. An exchange A rich girl may be homely, but she will never know of it by hearsay.” Let us dd one little fi A poor girl may be homely, but if she keeps the company of ladies and gentlemen she will have no knowledge of it except when she looks im the mirror. P. S.—And she frequently will. GIVE US THE WHOLE IMPROVEMENT, The abolish meft of the ballet by an opera company suggests still further improvem for instance that the performance be opened with prayer and clos! with the benediction, comicbooks.com