Judge — April 23, 1887 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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A BASE HIT- No. 1, Yes, sah; wot I like ‘bout a game ob ball am de ex- 2" sudden # prises dat t there are apprehensions that his excellency a Messrs. Pulitzer and Dana. A GREAT SOCIAL QUESTION. asks Amos Joshua Cummings, n who has gone to sleep over it paper file from a mi ive question, Let us ask, before giving a etiquette for a man to go to sleep o: aware of the existence of the E difference. THE BALD-HEADED SNIPE OF THE VALLEY. ge Caldwell, who announced himself as a dandy from Leadville, A Buffalo crowd drank with | Ge is now called something else, then took his pistol away and pounded him h the truly confiding person from Leadville is treated in that way education which the YET HE 1s NOT BLIND. ‘The waiter who was kicked by Bernhardt quite naturally does not know what hurt him. IT CAN'T BE DID. The English government proposes a ju- bilee over the queen's fifty years’ rei which shall deliver up Treland to uncondi- ditional slavery WICKED, WICKED MAN Lord Lonsdale says he was rtily glad to be rid of this country. Undoubtedly but the cruelty that led him to leave it to its fate isa little thing that can never be forgotten. His lordship may be happy: but n tell him that the United States of America will never recall him without a desire to confer on him the most pro- nounced rebuke. False, fickle man! has he no heart? WHY HE IS HAFPY. * Happy Bob,” the silvationist now under sentence of death in Warsaw, N. Y., has won the affection of every woman for miles around, and it is thought only his prompt execution will prevent a disruption of a thousand families. This seems odd, but few persons succeed in being thorough Christ nd first-class mur- derers at the same time. after your first appearance?” sir,” she said frankly, “until I select’ my co- there w: private interview after the rec er a file of t ening Post, Wut Nidpe: Judge’s Charge. ‘A GHASTLY FOLLY. A new Parisian folly is a mourning dinner. Twelve young ladies dressed in black eat with ndled kn} . drink from skulls, and say word. The mourning is because they die. The silence is too much for them. THE USUAL PRELIMINARIES. A young married woman proposed to go on “Very well,” said her patient hus- ill you apply for a Civorce before or “T cannot tell, respondent.” LET WELL ENOUGH ALONE. Augusta of Germany says she would willingly resign her empress-ship to be a private lady and goto the play informally three times a week. She doesn’t know. Poor old girl! if she were to be thus reduced in circumstances she would w herself out in trying to get a little ahead of her next-door neighbor, THE AMENITIES, The meeting between the president and John L. Sullivan was suspiciously friendly. It is pos- sible that the pugilist not sent for and that tion ; <pects a friend The Re the pretty widow F to steal a news- — spiritual companion. It is a sug; sa clusive an: at nature that pst: wer, “Ts it We are akes no “ Why—I—I- “Can't yout knows it is good." How Alf to death. Freque Herring. §T COVERED A MULTITUDE OF SINS. “The only objection I have to beautiful spring is that I'll have to drop this friendly overcoat that has shielded me from the con-, tumely of my friends, Canada is the only alternative.” unny! ‘A BASE HIT—No. 2. Thump! “Great Scott! Most a’prisin’ game 1 eber Kaw." NICE LITTLE SHORT SERMON. Mr. Benedict, v young but very rigid, is calling upon he fancies that he has found his gis worldly-minded why is a kiss like Fenesis(” rtled. of nothing, I fancy,” is all he can say. says the widow sweetly. And what else?” nnot guess. Why, it’s awfully easy—* And God The Reverend Mr, Benedict calls no more on the pretty widow He has doubts about her spiritual companionship SPRING STYLE. A bird in the hat is worth two inthe bush. ROOM FOR THE AMERICAN WOMAN! Mrs. James Brown Potter is lady. She has American pluc American disposition for hard work. had the courage to antagonize a prejudice against a respectable business on the part of her family in order to vindicate the tal ent she believed she possessed. She went before the London public with a large amount of advertising more or less judi cious, and under circumstances quite leziti mate, whatever her responsibility for it She tempered the vinegar of the critics and the previously conceived harsh judgme of the theatrical public, the same a nat result of her first-family support and first-family oppositic hat attended handicapped her ambition. She did jot fail, and that was a triumph. She won respect, and that a@ greater triumph still. She is pronounced by some critics an actress of great capabilities. must have accomplished some of them. She is a e woman, an American woman. and at least a good ress. Room, there fore, for Mrs. Potter Room and encour agement for her! She has had as much difficulty to surmount as if she hi penniless and without fami she had better cut the acqua “prince of Wales. n American th She comicbooks.com