Judge — April 2, 1887 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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ceedings preliminary to trial may eventually umount, the ac cused person having plenty of money, to the full period of nat ural life. Thus an accusation of guilt n turn the propl: legal eye to the succeeding get eration and a study of the exi ing parent to see what his su cessors are likely to amount t and meanwhile if the accuse dies there cannot be any punish. nt at all. It appears to the court that the rs are not justly liable to the consequent expense. A man robs them of ten dollars and it costs them a thou- sand dollars to convict him. This is nuts for the law, but it is shells for the people and for justice. Of course, however protest of this kind is merely laborious folly. The law is the sole institution which is above criticism, and there is nota mem ber of the bench or the bar who Pastor (admumishing a member of the flock)—* Yes, will not smile with superior wis > y; dn’ 5 eat oflicial majesty ca or coun to descend) onan: wit bialfonrfoll seemen’ efore-mre renee Gpotie fone tenance anything of which the people have , as if he had thrown up his |" ht to complain. entire cyelopedia. ’ . THE CRUEL WRETCH | Judge s Charge. | SHOOT THE RIGHT ONE. The Rey. John White of Greenwood, Ar The Star intimates that Condit Smith shot _ himself in order to win the affections and A Washington vs it will soon | ministrations of his lady-leve. Generally in ODE TO A PEANUT. be necessa: rn lady of fash- | these cases of pronounced affection it is the ion to hav Y essed ned and) jady who suffers, and Mr. Smith is to be Jeffersonian | thanked for his improved method of demon- edly the turning toothsome morse! in thy tiny cell ; atom O thou sweet pris- W. 4 {| Bi oner that there 7 Ty ae does dwell, bem TOO MUCH TO EXPECT. A. letter-writer ung LN, By What would their in A. letter writer 5 | ME) cusbe without thy sand MeKelway’s opinion that experts | Women in Washington society are learning to jor? dsof the:court ar, and that the remark, ank the man! | How would the cle It its of the man on | Show is quite common, Perhaps it phant histimeem- wash ood sense in this | Wouldn't de im for this letter-writer to - loy frame position that we ean never hope to see it} learn what Washington society really is Z . Could he net. ra lind adopted. | He has evidently drawn his information from AY tured, thy long. some peculiar places. .\ dovely sh THE DEAR BOY'S WEAKNESS, —= To gain the sweet “Ido not pretend ty know everything,” says THE KINGS OF THE BENCH AND BAR, bit that he loves Yolonel George Alfred Townsend. The! The fact that it takes three weeks toselecta| sy well? . colonel is too modest by two-thirds, Just be- | jury ina specified case in this city is quite sig- | What would our childhood’s happy hours be cause he happened to drop acouple of syllables | nificant. [t means that delay as toall the pro- | Were it not, O thou lovely nut, for thee? And, O! what greater sorrow can be had = Than find, sweet nut, thou art de AN UNPROFITABLE INVESTMENT, who is preaching eighty-one years, Miss Edie Smith, who is five and of the same hue. Here a combination of white, black and green which ought to be both patrr otic and productive; but that Uncle White should have postponed the felicity until the lady was so venerable is a species of unconnu- bial torment that cannot be rationally ex- plained. HOW IT CAME ABOUT. It has puzzled the every-day politician to know why ex-Senator Arkell was nominated for railroad commissioner. The court under stands that it was due to certain spots on t Possibly, however, it was a result of 1 troubles in Bulgaria. But this does not pr clude the proposition that it was an unaveid You See, Kate; T've bought a bank, Portrait of the baby when they have| able following of the reprehensible baldness of and every penny we get we will put in it, nd when enough. Commissioner O'Donnell, who it would seem we have enough money I'll buy the baby a previously snatched by somebody else. comicbooks.com