Judge, 1887-03-12 · page 23 of 24
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This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. It's from Judge magazine but contains mostly patent medicine and commercial advertisements typical of early 20th-century publications. The notable exception is a **brief satirical item** at the top about striking coopers (barrel-makers) in New York. The joke references a labor dispute where non-union workers were attacked by strikers. The victim, showing his injuries, supposedly quipped that the "envious casker made" them—a pun on "casket" (coffin) versus his trade (barrel-making). The humor relies on dark wordplay about violence. The rest of the page advertises remedies for constipation, quinine tonics, hair products, men's clothing, and dress goods—typical period advertisements making broad health claims now considered fraudulent. These ads reflect historical attitudes toward patent medicines before FDA regulation.
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