Judge — March 12, 1887 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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10 Siapes , Judge’s Charge. | ‘A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE, In the absence of congress it might be well to call out the militia. ADAM IN WAR, General Badeau writes of ‘* Grant in Peace.” It will never be, poor man, so long as the scribbling Adam gets “‘umpty "dollar a col- umn. ‘THE SUPERFULOUS HOUR, Somebody remarks that the season of peni- tence gives fashionable people time to think. Good! but, really, what do they propose to do with it? A GREAT SUCCESS. Mrs. Oscar Wilde is interested in dress re- form, and as she has reformed her husband out of the newspapers she ought to be capable of anything. AGREAT TRUTH. Women who have nothing to wear wear it with the utmost grace and in the most public places. Puta man in their place and he would blush himself to death. REFORM IS NECESSARY, A recent decision is on ‘Women as Mothers.” That's a good subject. But let us goon. Letus have something fresh and newsy about the men in the busin SETTING A BAD EXAMPLE. Governor Lounsbury cf Connecticut recent i led two of his. staff who| re publicly drinking punch. Hereafter the ated gentlemen will know enough to go behind the door. HE SHOULD HAVE STAID AWAY. The Rev. Jolin Lee Gamble of Middletown, N. Y., is a disabled veteran, but will accept r pension for the reason that government money is to xome extent the result of taxes on spirits and toba Aman with a conscience like that is altogether too good for this world, and if he had had his way about it he would have perished with disgust long before he entered it, HOW HE WAS HANDICAPPED. Benjamin F. Taylor, who has just died, was | an artist in words, and no man has lived who | put so many colors within. the same did it half so nicely. His prose was poetry than most of the recognized poets h written, and had it had depth and broadnes of purpose to the extent of its beauty Mr. Taylor would have had only to get out of Chicago to be known the world over. THE DEAREST AND THE BEST. The World declares with emphasis that American ladies are just as good as ladies with | titles and ever so many ancestors. It hadn't occurred tous as necessary to say it. Every- body that knows anything admits it, and as to those who know nothing what's the use of talking tothem? nd as to the ancestors, it's our opinion that those of the American lady outnumber all others two to one, both as to quantity and quality. If anybody doubts let him come to the front with his statistics. OUR DEAR YOUNG FRIEND. Nellie Bly, long a correspondent of the Pitts burg Dispatch, is going on the stage, and as a} necessary preliminary announces herself as twenty ourt will expose no thing, child; but those verses so popular ten DRUMMER’S BAG. Charlie Drummer is about to pack his valise, but has grave fears that it will not hold all of his effects. “If U can only get the clasp together it will be all right.” minutes ago, relating that when Nelly Bly is about to go to sleep she shuts her that when she awa eyes begin to peep—it is pleasant to reall them, is it not, dear? Ho-hum, Nelly! And we used to be in the ballet too—and how long those minutes are! “ ROXALANA OVER THERE. Mrs. Druse wrote such abominab] just previous to her departure that the govern, or felt that it would be a gross imposition ong confiding public to save her life. verses she said to her kind friend await them on the other shore, seated on mossy bank. The picture was not enticing and indeed it has added greatly to the terrors of death, Hereafter everybody will live as tong as he can, and if he has to meet I when the inevitable change comes, on a mossy bank or a barren one, he will crave the privil lege of being iron-clad lest she oblige him tw expire again. In these she would na THE PRESS MATCHMAKERS, Possibly n question will deny it in turn, quite as indignantly, for her youth and be are as positively value as the secretary’sage dignity. But the inventor of the story should deny it with more emphasis than anybody it is doubtless impertinence to both, th: so as the secretary has barely had time to recover from the lossof his wife and daughter. And by the way were there ever town gossips that were more to be condemned than these press pedlers of social rumor and falsehood { BUT SHE DID THAT MURDER. Now that Mrs. Druse has gone and justice as been vindicated as faras is possible in such cases, how insufferably cowardly and con temptible appear the good citi: ated at her taking off! The tyi the pulling down of the black ing of the trap, seem the acts of pirates totally without self-respect and without knowledge of tenderness or mercy. All logic and all justice proclaim her punishment just; but there was a latent hope before she died that the men capable of killing a woman in that way could not be found. That there should have been such men and that they should righteously retain the good opinion of their fellow-citizens —the pity of it, the pity of it! for ore ns who offici- f her limbs, | Lussan. “ Judge and the Play, A Boston Ideal of a girl is Miss Zelie De No tights in hers. There is a suspicion abroad, how Miss De Lussan would look about : esque as a wheelbarrow in ballet ar her modest determination to stick to ul and the other articles going toward the make up of an opulently dressed female. The “ Wild West” has depart other awful affliction of Americ: the theatrical ‘ benefit, upon us. The one is as superlatively ta the other is supinely ferocious, only more s0. Apropos of the Dixey engagement in Chi cago a late dispatch says, “A representative of the Farragut boat club yesterday asked for Continued om fourteenth page. . but that » inve be sprung ne as Prof. Doremus on Toilet ~ You hare demonstrated that a PERFECTLY, made.” I, therefore, cordially commend to tad munity tm general the employment of your pure * 1 sonp over any adullerated article.” Cas, & HiooINs's La BeLue Bocguet Tonst Soa? Being made from cholerst stock, with a large ae Guycrarsy, ts specially adapted for Tollet, Bath ant Infants "+ comicbooks.com