Judge — January 15, 1887 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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Vice-President Art Department Faitor TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS: UNITED STATES AND CANADA. De ADVANCE, One copy, one year, or numbers, . ‘One copy, six months, or 3 numbers, One copy, for 18 weeks, Single coples 10 cents each. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY, POTTER BUILDING, Park Row, New York. IL1s that En; thé worst is Churchill. gland suffers from Ir ANYBODY THINKS D. B. Hill doesn’t want the labor vote he’s mistaken—oh very much mistaken ! THE SPEAKER OF THE made man, and naturall by his own petard. ASSEMBLY is a self- likes to be lifted CONGRESS HAS BEEN rarely successful thus far in the session. We allude principally to its action during the holiday adjournment. Wuat Mr. Wittrock, otherwise Jim Cum- mings, wants is the complete book showing how to write letters solely by word of mouth. h Republicans as remain in office under the reigning administra- tion that they ought to have self-respect enough to resign ? Dip IT EVER STRIKE su Brotuer Hewitt was taken the contract to clean out the metropolitan stables, and it is a natural inference that he is a bouncer. Let him bounce. .N IMPRESSION abroad that Ella lcox writes too uch good poetry to be able to atford so much that runs in the other direction. IN Pouitics IT is the man who never wants it that sget it; and when he says he won't have it they choke him into submission and then pour it down his throat. A CONTEMPORARY WANTS to know if the Republican party is to be led captive at the chariot wheels of Jimmy Husted. What rot ! Mr. Husted never had a chariot in his life. EVERYBODY WILL Give John Roach his edrn- est sympathy; and inasmuch as t is positively proved that tobacco didn’t produce the existing trouble it must be laid to Secretary Whitney. WE UseD To THINK James W. Husted made a mistake by shaving the top of his head— | that it was a kind of affectation, so to speak; | but all the while he has known what he was about. We think this acknowledgment is James's due. WE subGE, from the urgent necessity for a |board of pardons put forth by the Rochester Union, that another unfortunate Democratic triumph is apprehended in this state next fall. THE ONLY PROPER substitute for hanging that we know of is hanging. When murder- ers give their victims the least painful death it will be time to look up the least painful death for them. Mr. Biaryg, if we may believe the Chicago Inter-Ocean—and ometimes can—is one of the largest ice-dealers in the country; but we shall know more about it when the returns come in from Uncle Edmunds. CONGRESS KNOWS THOROUGHLY how to origi- nate taxes; but with a surplus so large as to embarrass the treasury beyond calculation, and constantly gro it doesn't know how to abate them. How strange that is! Henry Graby, having seen his picture in the papers, says he really isn’t the original Dick | Deadeye; and for our part we have never sus- pected him of anything worse than an admit- tedly secure position as the pirate king. NERAL ORATIONS are a specialty with Dr. |Newman. He does them well and guarantees the most perfect satisfaction in every instance. It is sweet for one’s country to die, provided lonly that Dr. Newman can shed the i rhetorical diamonds. | Rosert LINCOLN MIGHT make a pretty | senator, and the experience he would thus might fit him for preside jrun a mere name for anything, but if the man [has proved that he is worthy of the n: |there’s your happy combination. Ir 18 INSISTED by the Brooklyn Eagle that Daniel Manning is physically unfit’ for his position us the head of the treasury. It be—we hope not; but this is certain—as politi- cal adviser to the president no man can fill his place. | A War Parer in the un declares that the sturbance at Antietam was a drawn battle and that McClellan’s book is a prolonged whine. It is too late for argument after that. Everything has been reconstructed but the army of the Potomac. Unless the Sun sur- renders McClellan's army must resume its per. nicious inactivity WAS HE EVER A CAR-DRIVER ? Henry George is brought to book for saying |that “the horrors of chattel slavery never (matched the horrors of the slavery of the | workingman to da; It is not well to be too sweeping, even if the sweeper have a new | broom; but was there ever a slave-owner who | Was such an ass as to work his chattel seven- |teen hours a day and give him forth |of labor less food and clothing than were nee: lessary to the comfort of himself, the mammy and the pickaninnies ? He—* Not going in this style? Indeed I am if you go as you are. has this advantage over your costume—it has a back to it.” AN INNOVATION. It’s a low neck cut-away and