Judge — January 8, 1887 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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Grady’ 's speech before the New i led much of the progress going on in the south, Mr. Grady did not go into many details, only such unimportant ones as the surrender of Lee, the “quitting” of Johnston and the ion of the negro, and it was hardly to be expected that in a two hours’ speech he could make mention of the fact that Virginia produces the finest cigarettes in the world “the Virginia Brights.” THE EVILS OF PROGRESS. An enterprising “farmer down south, who ncubator, has just invented a metallic hen to take care of | them. If any one enters the yard at night the | ng a magazine of torpedoes situated under her tail, rakes the intruder fore and aft. day by day, the resources of civilization | voked to exterminate the colored race from the face of the earth ‘A CHANCE FOR A SMART MAN. When an inventor appears who can make newspapers with all “column tops," or build hotels with all” second floor, front, corner rooms,” he will be the biggest man this side of the moon. 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